Hearts, Stars, and Horseshoes....
HAPPY ST. VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!
Today I acquired a new teddy bear (it's so soft!) and about 3 inches to my ass. I expect another 3 to be put on in the near future as I devour all this candy. I really didn't expect much today, as certain boys are usually quite clueless, but I guess he really is sweet! Or maybe he just talked to Carson.
Most likely the latter.
Now for my good deed of the month.
I understand that one of you recieved a letter with pirate stationary that was mistakenly slightly lined with pink. After recieving said letter, said person proceeded to 'flip out'. Well, I must say, I understand why you are so upset. You were mortified; you didn't want anyone to find out. But you know what, hiding who you are doesn't do anyone any good.
YOU NEED TO ADMIT THAT DEEP DOWN, YOU ARE A GAY PIRATE.
That pink on the stationary really turned you on, didn't it? You got to thinking about all the gay-pirate costumes and accessories you have stashed in your closet. I know you're scared to really be who you are. But guess what? We'll still love you! So come on, put on that fake beard and those huge earrings! Dance around to George Michael with a dagger in your mouth! You'll feel better, I swear.
Also, if you could please tape that so I could make some sweet black-market cash, that'd be sweet. Thanks.
Today I acquired a new teddy bear (it's so soft!) and about 3 inches to my ass. I expect another 3 to be put on in the near future as I devour all this candy. I really didn't expect much today, as certain boys are usually quite clueless, but I guess he really is sweet! Or maybe he just talked to Carson.
Most likely the latter.
Now for my good deed of the month.
I understand that one of you recieved a letter with pirate stationary that was mistakenly slightly lined with pink. After recieving said letter, said person proceeded to 'flip out'. Well, I must say, I understand why you are so upset. You were mortified; you didn't want anyone to find out. But you know what, hiding who you are doesn't do anyone any good.
YOU NEED TO ADMIT THAT DEEP DOWN, YOU ARE A GAY PIRATE.
That pink on the stationary really turned you on, didn't it? You got to thinking about all the gay-pirate costumes and accessories you have stashed in your closet. I know you're scared to really be who you are. But guess what? We'll still love you! So come on, put on that fake beard and those huge earrings! Dance around to George Michael with a dagger in your mouth! You'll feel better, I swear.
Also, if you could please tape that so I could make some sweet black-market cash, that'd be sweet. Thanks.