The Prisoner
A forward e-mail that.... well, just hillarious, so I took the time to translate it and post it here =)
A prisoner escaped from a prison after 15 years of sentence.
On the way, he came upon a house and broke into the house to look for money and weapon. But what he found was a young couple aslept on the bed.
The prisoner ordered the man to get down from the bed and tied him to a chair. Then while tying the woman down to the bed, he kissed her neck and went to the bathroom.
While the prisoner was in the bathroom, the husband whispered to his wife, "Dear, this guy just escaped from prison. Just look at his clothes. Maybe he's been imprisoned for a long time and hasn't seen any woman for quite some time. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants to have sex with you, don't reject, don't say a word and do what he says, give him pleasure. This guy is dangerous, if he's angered, he can kill us all. So brace yourself Dear, I love you..."
To which the wife replied, "He didn't kiss my neck, he whispered to my ears. He said he's gay and he thinks you're very sexy. He asked me whether we keep any cream in the bathroom. Brace yourself Dear, I love you..."
How I'd love to see this plot turned into a doujinshi XD
A prisoner escaped from a prison after 15 years of sentence.
On the way, he came upon a house and broke into the house to look for money and weapon. But what he found was a young couple aslept on the bed.
The prisoner ordered the man to get down from the bed and tied him to a chair. Then while tying the woman down to the bed, he kissed her neck and went to the bathroom.
While the prisoner was in the bathroom, the husband whispered to his wife, "Dear, this guy just escaped from prison. Just look at his clothes. Maybe he's been imprisoned for a long time and hasn't seen any woman for quite some time. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants to have sex with you, don't reject, don't say a word and do what he says, give him pleasure. This guy is dangerous, if he's angered, he can kill us all. So brace yourself Dear, I love you..."
To which the wife replied, "He didn't kiss my neck, he whispered to my ears. He said he's gay and he thinks you're very sexy. He asked me whether we keep any cream in the bathroom. Brace yourself Dear, I love you..."
How I'd love to see this plot turned into a doujinshi XD