046. Stuffed Animals
Ah, whew! My second suju100 post and its prompt number 46 ladies and cybermen :D
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Warning: Much, much, much crack. I don't even know what I was on when I wrote this...
Prompt: Stuffed Animals, Kangin/Eunhyuk
Extract:
046. Stuffed Animals, Kangin/Eunhyuk
The morning after, Eunhyuk wakes up with a stuffed animal (a pig? a bear? Its sort of hard to tell), a pounding headache and no recollection of the night before.
He realises he is naked and...sticky? With growing horror he also realises that there is another occupant in the bed and it is not another pig/bear. His brain barely registers the words 'ohshit' before he screams.
The scream rouses the other person and he (whatthefuckitsaguy) rolls over.
"Whatsthematter?" The other person mumbles and, what the friggin' fuck, it is Kangin.
There is pounding on the door, Shindong probably, and Leeteuk hyung's concerned voice muffled from behind it. Eunhyuk wants it to stay that way and just die in his endless mortification.
Kangin sits up. Eunhyuk has seen everything before (come on, they were all guys. Heck, he's even seen Shindong hyung, an experience he didn't care to repeat. Ever.) but shields his eyes all the same, traumatized.
Kangin takes stock of the situation, from the stuffed animal he hazily remembers buying to the stickiness below and between his legs.
"Huh." He says.
Eunhyuk forgets himself for a moment to stare at him, "What the fuck do you mean, huh?! Do you realise-?! I- You- What?!"
"Do you mind not screaming?" Kangin mumbles, "I have a headache. Remind me to freak out later." He then turns over as if to go back to sleep.
The door unlocks with a click, someone outside had a key apparently, and Eunhyuk grabs the sheets just before Heechul walks in, Leeteuk hovering worriedly behind him. And, just as if the gods were conspiring against him, Heechul smirked. He smirked his 'I-have-pictures-and-am-not-afraid-to-use-them' smirk. Eunhyuk's mouth fell open. This day could not get any worse.
"Hyukkie! Are you alright?" Sungmin calls from behind and everything goes downhill from there.
"Get washed, dressed, whatever. No time for breakfast, our SJ-T schedule won't allow it." Heechul orders, taking over leadership when a glance at their current one tells him that he looks a breath away from passing out, Shindong doesn't need to be told to gently lead a pale Leeteuk out of the room and towards more grounding things like schedules and managers. Kangin gives him the bird from under the sheets while Eunhyuk meekly complies.
The rest of the day is a blur, full of make-up, costume fittings and learning the Rokkugoh lyrics. Eunhyuk tries to function, and is ever grateful for Sungmin who helps him with his things and doesn't comment on Eunhyuk's limp.
Eunhyuk avoids Kangin like the plague and Heechul's secret looks and winking does not help matters at all.
"What the hell happened." Kangin asks during dinner, when all of them are wiped out and even Heechul is as well, if requesting a massage from Sungmin is any indication. Kangin's hangover is gone and he too had been avoiding Eunhyuk, cursing the choreographer with every cuss word he knew, he even made up some for the occasion, who put them next to each other during the dance practice.
"Someone switched Hyukjae-shii's drink with mine." Heechul says, "I only noticed when I took a sip of my drink and found orange juice instead. I got the manager to look out for you but you two were already in Kangin's room with the door locked so he didn't disturb you, you fucking lightweight."
"So we were both drunk." Eunhyuk said trying to get his mind around the idea. He had never touched alcohol in his life, never wanted to and the one time he did, albeit accidentally, shit happened.
"We should leave and let them sort this out." Sungmin said, everybody left quietly except for Heechul who was snickering.
Eunhyuk had a thousand things he wanted to say as they stayed there, frozen in ever-awkward silence, as Kangin sat in contemplation. Some of which consisted of 'lets just put this behind us,' and 'lets forget this ever happened,' 'can we still be friends?'. He was just about to open his mouth before Kangin cut him off.
"What I want to know is," Kangin said slowly, "Who topped?"