Mar 04, 2006 19:14
Read Newsweek this morning. Related uneventful, smoked, ate, read, might to be drunk tonight? Might to be not. But at any rate this needs mentioning.
TODAY'S IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS:
Summer 2006 brings us "Left Behind: Eternal Forces" for our PC's. Here you and every other well intentioned Christian can pave your very own path to hell in a Manhattan-esque setting with violence rivaling grand theft auto as you recruit paramilitary volunteers to fight the anti-christ! well hell yes.
shoot me.
there are also two MORE mother fucking articles concerning recently published memoirs and their validity, including one woman's submission to a polygraph test. perhaps editors and publishing houses should take some responsibility for the product their insist upon marketing to a non-fiction demographic....but probably not. But at least this way we know the exact amounts of crack-cocaine abused by each author, and the Oprah book-list is yet again a safehold for truth and wisdom for the American People and their stay-at-home-wives.
that is all.
...! edumacated?