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Oct 16, 2005 14:37

This sounded interesting, so here we are.

Type "[Your first name] Needs..." into google. First five.
1. Laura needs your support.
2. Laura needs a 4000 post party.
3. Laura needs a NID (national ID)
4. Laura needs you now.
5. Laura needs help to obtain air transportaion, ground transportation.
8. (had to include this one) LAURA NEEDS A FUCKIN’……Laura wants more black cock! She can’t get enough and she
knows Jan will make sure she gets a big one! ... ( what the hell...)
1 and 3 were about Dr. Laura. 5 was somehow about nudity. The third one isn't up there as it was actually about what King George II needed.

Also, for those of you who were wondering, I am not in fact dead. I will be in Jonesboro for Thanksgiving break and about a week for Christmas.

I've decided that we live in a universe where zombies can't climb. In the future, after they appear, we will all live in trees like the Ewoks. Because that sounds so much more fun than just building a big wall or living on a plateau. Also, then we could all go fishing for zombies, as they would be mulling around under us the whole time. Or we could all live on floating Islands, which would also be cool.
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