Bulletin from the dark side of the gym

Nov 27, 2006 07:14

OK world am back - just for a moment. Need to vent teeny tiny bit.

New gymbot at gym - strange woman with uncomfortably martial demeanour. Spent most of hour going around correcting everyone. By the time she got to me ("I have been trained you know" - Must have missed 2nd class on need to modify ALL exercises depending on injuries, fitness levels etc, and class 3 on getting to know one's clientele and actually LISTENING to them), was in no mood to take any crap and proceeded to ignore her. Gymbot not one to pick up subtle signals, no way. Kept on going as whole room rolled eyes and thought "Come the revolution". Finally opened mouth (interrupting important SPN fic musings - how dare she?) and informed her that was going to keep on doing it MY way! Rousing cheers from the masses. Then good background rock (v. suitable for Monday wakeup) segued into Abba and all muscles just slowed right down in utter boredom. Decided to skip last 2 machines and make a break for freedom before committed possibly illegal act of gymicide. Just pray she is not gonna be the Monday regular or class numbers will diminish rapidly. Am now very thankful that next Monday I'm off being prodded and having various bits of me sampled for medical science, so may not have to see her again for 2 weeks (by then hope to have come up with caustic putdown that will mute her for good). Anyway always look on the bright side of ... (whatever).

And on bright side - while boinging up and down with eyes closed (all the better to visualise Hot!Dean goodness) came up with possible solution to Sevastopol nightmare. Will require massive research at lunch, but if works will lessen word count remarkably, and hopefully be awesome Dean scene. Ooops Note to self: Don't close eyes whilst on step machine. Ow!
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