Trout Slapping

[seekerspy]

If you could meet any famous personality, living or dead, and smack them in the head with a large trout, who would it be?Logically speaking, that would prove to be very hard to do, since a trout is the size of one of my fingers. Smacking them with my hand may be more effective. But the point here is to smack an annoying, popular person with a

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[air_commander]

He's always whining and ranting about how much he wants to overthrown Megatron to be the next Decepticon leader.

At least I don't suck at grammar.

Just be glad I'm still busy crablette-sitting, or I'd come over to smack you upside the head.

[seekerspy]

At least I don't suck at grammar.

I don't suck at grammar. I just failed to copy-edit my post properly. :p

And you're baby-sitting, by choice? Just when I thought Skywarp's nurse-maid joke was a joke!

[skywarp]

But I was being serious about that. *nods*

[0ut_of_sight]

Really? Could've fooled me... :p

[air_commander]

*sarcastically* You're really helpful, Skywarp.

[skywarp]

I try. :]

[0ut_of_sight]

"Just when I thought Skywarp's nurse-maid joke was a joke!"

O_o I thought that was only a joke too...

[air_commander]

*defensively* She's family, and I was the only one her brother trusted enough.

[kaci_celica]

*makes a mental note to tell Rampage what Starscream's just said*

[seekerspy]

...she?

[air_commander]

I believe I said "crablette", not "little crabby-boy". And no, I'm not going to explain how you can tell the difference.

[Devi: Probably for the better. Somehow I don't think Vert would enjoy hearing about gonopods and - whatever it is female crabs have. :p]

[seekerspy]

Saa.. the English language makes little sense to me, is does.

I translated "crablette" as in "little baby crab", gender not specified.

[psychocrab]

*snuggles in her sleep, looks like she might wake up soon...*

[air_commander]

*cradles the little sleeping crablette, feeling rather self-conscious about being watched by Vertigo while doing so*

[psychocrab]

*wakes, looking up at Screamer sleepily... snuggles and sends out her usual empathic leak of happy-snuggled-contentedness... tinged in this case with still being a bit sleepy*

[air_commander]

*looks down at Skitter, feels somewhat awkward/embarrassed about finding her as cute as he does - Decepticons shouldn't be into "cute", should they?*