Trout Slapping
If you could meet any famous personality, living or dead, and smack them in the head with a large trout, who would it be?
Logically speaking, that would prove to be very hard to do, since a trout is the size of one of my fingers. Smacking them with my hand may be more effective. But the point here is to smack an annoying, popular person with a smelly, aquatic creature. A whale would be more suitable for us.
I am very tempted to slap Starscream about with one of those exploding decomposing whales. He's always whining and ranting about how much he wants to overthrow Megatron to be the next Decepticon leader. That really gets annoying, especially when all his previous attempts have been complete failures. Even if he did succeed, I doubt he will not have what it takes to be a fearsome, respected Decepticon leader. Starscream is too selfish, greedy, and lacks a great deal of courage when faced with adversaries greater than him. I bet others will quickly revolt under his reign to overthrow him in no time.
He needs to get back to reality with a nice, fishy smack upside the head! ^^
Logically speaking, that would prove to be very hard to do, since a trout is the size of one of my fingers. Smacking them with my hand may be more effective. But the point here is to smack an annoying, popular person with a smelly, aquatic creature. A whale would be more suitable for us.
I am very tempted to slap Starscream about with one of those exploding decomposing whales. He's always whining and ranting about how much he wants to overthrow Megatron to be the next Decepticon leader. That really gets annoying, especially when all his previous attempts have been complete failures. Even if he did succeed, I doubt he will not have what it takes to be a fearsome, respected Decepticon leader. Starscream is too selfish, greedy, and lacks a great deal of courage when faced with adversaries greater than him. I bet others will quickly revolt under his reign to overthrow him in no time.
He needs to get back to reality with a nice, fishy smack upside the head! ^^