Gettin' Drilled
Hello, LiveJournal. We've eloped and parted many times, my dear and now I'm back again for some action. With this historic, never-has-been-more-important election on the horizon, I'm going to be venting a lot so this will be my vehicle. Deal with it!
We all know that the backpedaling, near-death POW and Experienced Executive running on the red ticket have super duper sincere concerns for our energy crisis, which is folded into our economy and near-trillion dollar war...
WORRY NO MORE - BEHOLD THEIR MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME SOLUTION:
The expensive, dangerous, environmentally harmful drilling off-shore deposits will provide only 0.5% of the U.S. national oil needs. Even an oilman such as H. W. Bush banned it (that's daddy Bush from the 90s, kids)! Keep the rigs shut down and Palin in Alaska attending hockey games.
Obama/Biden '08!
Stay tuned for the VP debate tonight - it's going to be a shitticane!
Love,
CJ
We all know that the backpedaling, near-death POW and Experienced Executive running on the red ticket have super duper sincere concerns for our energy crisis, which is folded into our economy and near-trillion dollar war...
WORRY NO MORE - BEHOLD THEIR MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME SOLUTION:
The expensive, dangerous, environmentally harmful drilling off-shore deposits will provide only 0.5% of the U.S. national oil needs. Even an oilman such as H. W. Bush banned it (that's daddy Bush from the 90s, kids)! Keep the rigs shut down and Palin in Alaska attending hockey games.
Obama/Biden '08!
Stay tuned for the VP debate tonight - it's going to be a shitticane!
Love,
CJ