Fanfic Meme: violettango
And here's violettango 's fanfic meme request:
"Pokemon/FFX
I want Summoners to be able to summon Pokemans to defeat Sin. It better have Jigglypuff and Auron in it. But no Jigglypuff/Auron. Unless you really want to o_o."
So, Smitty, here you go! Hope it's to your liking~
"Dis is a joke, ya?"
Wakka's question hung in the air, thick with silence. Nobody dared to answer him, all hoping it was some sort of illusion, or a practical joke the Fayth was playing on them, even though the Fayth had never played a joke. Tidus couldn't help but think that if they all had a sense of humor, Spira wouldn't be in the shithole. Speaking of Spira's fate...
"I mean. Aeons. Dey all powerful, ya? Ones like Entei, Lugia--"
"Even Dragonite had more presence than this, and that's a huge toy dragon," Tidus agreed.
"We cannot judge an aeon's power by its size," Yuna chided softly, kneeling next to the little pink ball of fluff and bright eyes and so much cute that Tidus was pretty sure the quirk on Kimarhi's face meant that he had to go destroy thousands of fiends before his mind would be pure again. The blitz player was tempted to join him. "It may be deceptively powerful."
"If this does anything but make fiends laugh themselves to death and the Maesters to the Farplane, then I will eat a blitzball. Covered in a Flan that Lulu deep-fried," Tidus announced. Yuna frowned, and Tidus's heart twinged; he hated to make Yuna upset, but there was just no way that that...thing could be useful. Not at all.
"I'll take you up on that!" Rikku cackled, rubbing her hands together. "Cute things can be incredibly dangerous, you know! Like me!"
"The only thing dat's dangerous about you is your eating," Wakka retorted. "You pack away so much that we gonna be out of rations soon."
"That still counts!" Rikku shot back, folding her arms. "I'm able to cause all of you to starve to death!"
"Until Kimarhi gets fed up and eats you," Tidus piped up.
Auron cleared his throat. "Rikku," he began slowly, "is correct."
"Whoopee!!" Rikku danced around the red-coated swordsman. "Thanks, Boss, I knew you'd back me up!"
"I wasn't referring to your excessive eating habits," he corrected smoothly. Rikku deflated like a blitzball on the Besaid Cliffs and folded her arms, muttering to herself. "That aeon," he continued, "was a valuable ally to Lord Braska on his journey."
"How valuable?" Lulu inquired, arms folded, head tilted slightly to the side in the picture of cool curiosity.
"Jigglypuff was Lord Braska's most powerful aeon."
Tidus burst out in a howl of laughter, holding his stomach and sitting down on the pathway. Yuna's frown deepened, and Kimarhi growled in displeasure at the annoying cackles that were assaulting his ears. "It's rude to disrespect the fayth," Yuna pointed out. "They've assisted Summoners for the past thousand years."
The little pink puff at Yuna's feet nodded, shooting Tidus a look that froze him to his core before disappearing in a swirl of pyreflies.
If Seymour shows up with his aeon, we're so dead.
~~~~~~~~~~~
It wasn't the twice-dead Seymour that landed them in a trouble, however. It was a trio of Behemoths, triggered by Wakka stepping on one's tail as the three tried to sneak past. He was currently force-feeding a potion to Rikku, who was bleeding from a huge slice in her stomach. Lulu was running out of magic, Tidus was barely keeping ahead of their giant paws as he and Kimarhi darted in and out, distracting the three while Auron hammered away at one doggedly and Yuna summed aeon after aeon. Dragonite, Lugia, Entei, Mewtwo...all of them had fallen.
We are really gonna die, Tidus thought giddly, a claw nearly taking his arm off. We're so gone. All she's got left is that Jiggly-thing.
As the pink puffball hopped into battle, Tidus started counting down the seconds until he found himself decapitated by a Behemoth claw.
...until he saw the cute little aeon hop-puff over to a Behemoth, draw it's stubby little arm back, and send it flying with a punch. Wakka whooped aloud, Rikku sitting up groggily beneath him. Tidus stopped, gaping, and only Kimarhi's growl alerted him to the incoming paw - too late.
"Please help him!" Yuna cried, knuckles white on her staff.
Without hesitation, Auron grabbed the small aeon, resting it on the flat edge of his sword and giving a mighty swing, catapulting the pink puff to the oncoming claw. Instead of its first punch, it took a deep breath and in the next moment, a huge energy beam rocketed from its mouth, immediately incinerating the last two fiends.
"What....the hell....was that?!" Tidus yelped, scrambling away.
"Hyper Beam," Auron grunted. "Its overdrive. Still doubt my sanity and this aeon's abilities?"
Tidus gaped.
Rikku broke the silence with a cackle and a whoop, standing unsteadily, then tottering over to Wakka's battered blitzball and pranced through the Gagazet caves, singing something about deep-fried Flan as Tidus turned an unhealthy shade of green.
A/N: No one fucks with the Jiggly. even though we all know Clefairy kicks the shit out of it. Here you are, Smitty, once again I have noooo idea what the hell brought this about i. I just hope you enjoyed this huge crackfest. ^^;;
"Pokemon/FFX
I want Summoners to be able to summon Pokemans to defeat Sin. It better have Jigglypuff and Auron in it. But no Jigglypuff/Auron. Unless you really want to o_o."
So, Smitty, here you go! Hope it's to your liking~
"Dis is a joke, ya?"
Wakka's question hung in the air, thick with silence. Nobody dared to answer him, all hoping it was some sort of illusion, or a practical joke the Fayth was playing on them, even though the Fayth had never played a joke. Tidus couldn't help but think that if they all had a sense of humor, Spira wouldn't be in the shithole. Speaking of Spira's fate...
"I mean. Aeons. Dey all powerful, ya? Ones like Entei, Lugia--"
"Even Dragonite had more presence than this, and that's a huge toy dragon," Tidus agreed.
"We cannot judge an aeon's power by its size," Yuna chided softly, kneeling next to the little pink ball of fluff and bright eyes and so much cute that Tidus was pretty sure the quirk on Kimarhi's face meant that he had to go destroy thousands of fiends before his mind would be pure again. The blitz player was tempted to join him. "It may be deceptively powerful."
"If this does anything but make fiends laugh themselves to death and the Maesters to the Farplane, then I will eat a blitzball. Covered in a Flan that Lulu deep-fried," Tidus announced. Yuna frowned, and Tidus's heart twinged; he hated to make Yuna upset, but there was just no way that that...thing could be useful. Not at all.
"I'll take you up on that!" Rikku cackled, rubbing her hands together. "Cute things can be incredibly dangerous, you know! Like me!"
"The only thing dat's dangerous about you is your eating," Wakka retorted. "You pack away so much that we gonna be out of rations soon."
"That still counts!" Rikku shot back, folding her arms. "I'm able to cause all of you to starve to death!"
"Until Kimarhi gets fed up and eats you," Tidus piped up.
Auron cleared his throat. "Rikku," he began slowly, "is correct."
"Whoopee!!" Rikku danced around the red-coated swordsman. "Thanks, Boss, I knew you'd back me up!"
"I wasn't referring to your excessive eating habits," he corrected smoothly. Rikku deflated like a blitzball on the Besaid Cliffs and folded her arms, muttering to herself. "That aeon," he continued, "was a valuable ally to Lord Braska on his journey."
"How valuable?" Lulu inquired, arms folded, head tilted slightly to the side in the picture of cool curiosity.
"Jigglypuff was Lord Braska's most powerful aeon."
Tidus burst out in a howl of laughter, holding his stomach and sitting down on the pathway. Yuna's frown deepened, and Kimarhi growled in displeasure at the annoying cackles that were assaulting his ears. "It's rude to disrespect the fayth," Yuna pointed out. "They've assisted Summoners for the past thousand years."
The little pink puff at Yuna's feet nodded, shooting Tidus a look that froze him to his core before disappearing in a swirl of pyreflies.
If Seymour shows up with his aeon, we're so dead.
~~~~~~~~~~~
It wasn't the twice-dead Seymour that landed them in a trouble, however. It was a trio of Behemoths, triggered by Wakka stepping on one's tail as the three tried to sneak past. He was currently force-feeding a potion to Rikku, who was bleeding from a huge slice in her stomach. Lulu was running out of magic, Tidus was barely keeping ahead of their giant paws as he and Kimarhi darted in and out, distracting the three while Auron hammered away at one doggedly and Yuna summed aeon after aeon. Dragonite, Lugia, Entei, Mewtwo...all of them had fallen.
We are really gonna die, Tidus thought giddly, a claw nearly taking his arm off. We're so gone. All she's got left is that Jiggly-thing.
As the pink puffball hopped into battle, Tidus started counting down the seconds until he found himself decapitated by a Behemoth claw.
...until he saw the cute little aeon hop-puff over to a Behemoth, draw it's stubby little arm back, and send it flying with a punch. Wakka whooped aloud, Rikku sitting up groggily beneath him. Tidus stopped, gaping, and only Kimarhi's growl alerted him to the incoming paw - too late.
"Please help him!" Yuna cried, knuckles white on her staff.
Without hesitation, Auron grabbed the small aeon, resting it on the flat edge of his sword and giving a mighty swing, catapulting the pink puff to the oncoming claw. Instead of its first punch, it took a deep breath and in the next moment, a huge energy beam rocketed from its mouth, immediately incinerating the last two fiends.
"What....the hell....was that?!" Tidus yelped, scrambling away.
"Hyper Beam," Auron grunted. "Its overdrive. Still doubt my sanity and this aeon's abilities?"
Tidus gaped.
Rikku broke the silence with a cackle and a whoop, standing unsteadily, then tottering over to Wakka's battered blitzball and pranced through the Gagazet caves, singing something about deep-fried Flan as Tidus turned an unhealthy shade of green.
A/N: No one fucks with the Jiggly. even though we all know Clefairy kicks the shit out of it. Here you are, Smitty, once again I have noooo idea what the hell brought this about i. I just hope you enjoyed this huge crackfest. ^^;;