Masturbatory Response

Dec 28, 2006 18:51

Like omg guys. Didn't you know? Masturbation causes homosexuality ( Read more... )

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wonder_ferret December 29 2006, 03:10:51 UTC
The suicide rate among the homosexual community is twelve to fourteen times greater than that of the straight community. Homosexuality does not make people truly happy* or satisfy their sexual needs."

*Or maybe the people around them are just complete assholes?
Indeed...maybe if we* took a minute to stop ridculing gays, dragging them behind our dodge rams by a noose, and all around making sure their lives are miserable...they wouldn't kill themselves

*We being the homophobes of the world..for lack of a better sentence

I was going to ask what on Earth you were doing to come across such a thing, but Max Wattson explains it all I suppose

Irony of the day: My ER episode this morning had a spot about a girl who gets burnt with a paperweight by her equally abused mother for touching herself "down there"

And now I'm off to oggle The Upside Down Show boys ^^

lovelove

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rude_gallery December 29 2006, 04:16:18 UTC
Lord forbid we take responsibility for the emotional repercussions of their actions.

That was a big sentence for me.

And. I would just like to go out on a bit of a limb here and say that masturbation has not reallly been a frequent visitor in my life...

And. I've only slept with six people? And the only person I've ever cheated on was a girl? And I kind of just realized that being in a pseudo relationship (even when she doesn't know it's fake) and fucking someone else is still, indeed, cheating. But umm... I don't really think that's so promiscuous. Especially since I don't intend to do anybody else...

Uncomfortable... Subject change and ignore that?

My icon should be funny with this post.

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wonder_ferret December 29 2006, 04:19:57 UTC
Must we always use the word fucking o.o;

So many e-mails from rude_gallery..^^

..but anywho..remember me!? @.@' and my Woody icon..

..and so the double entendras begin

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rude_gallery December 29 2006, 05:24:20 UTC
Damn it to hell!! I double posted that comment so I'd fix something and then I never fucking did.

"Lord forbid we take responsibility for the emotional repercussions of their actions."
our actions**

Christ.

Sorry. And no I don't remember you. Who is Woody?

I like the word "fucking" by the by. That's what is is. Any other term implies an emotional connection.

So much for not sounding like a promiscuous homosexual...

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rude_gallery December 29 2006, 05:36:27 UTC
oh thats fucking great.

notice you only didnt imply an emotional connection once.

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rude_gallery December 29 2006, 05:37:05 UTC
Where the hell are you?

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rude_gallery December 29 2006, 05:38:19 UTC
where were you a few nights ago? maybe i feel like bedding some random girl tonight too.

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rude_gallery December 29 2006, 05:42:57 UTC
The inexplicable rage I feel right now can be equaled only by my calm determination to kick your ass in every way imaginable.

If you're not just "fucking" the girl your with - meaning, dumbass, that you care for her even a little, I suggest you come home before you have a chance to set my intent on maiming her.

And you know I didn't "bed" BAM. I stayed at her house. Wow.

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rude_gallery December 29 2006, 05:46:27 UTC
so "fucking" someone means you just generally dislike them huh? couldve let me in on that one sooner.

maybe once you get your sorry ass out of my house ill come home. if you decide to be stubborn we can see about that "ass kicking" thing.

perhaps it's occurred to you that im doing just what you did with BAM. as i implied... though i guess your implications could do with a bit of work. asshole.

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rude_gallery December 29 2006, 05:50:05 UTC
I phrase things wrong! Give me a fucking break. Like you never destroy the meaning of what you're saying.

If you want me gone, say so. I'd rather be homeless than live with you when you're like this.

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rude_gallery December 29 2006, 05:54:16 UTC
and id rather someone i love be homeless than live with someone who i mean nothing to.

i didnt miss the last thing you said up there. ("Especially since I don't intend to do anybody else...") i guess you phrased that wrong too, since i originally thought it was kind of cute.

im with axel at staci's. any time you feel like worrying about me, you may call.

depending on the state of my sympathies however, i will most likely not answer.

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