Masturbatory Response
Like omg guys. Didn't you know? Masturbation causes homosexuality!
"Becoming a lesbian is a learned response; nobody is born a lesbian. When girls practice masturbation, they deceive their bodies into believing this is a natural sexual response for them.* Thus, lesbians learn to respond sexually to other women during the years when their sexuality is budding and forming."
*Sorry but... Is an orgasm not a natural sexual response? O-o
"Tim LaHaye in his book, The Unhappy Gays*, says that nearly every homosexual he has 'counseled or studied has been an early and heavy masturbator. In fact, masturbation seems to be a first sexual step toward homosexuality.'"
*The Unhappy Happys - Haha XD Does anybody else think that's a hilarious title? :X
"Even if a person does not carry masturbation to the point of homosexuality, when it comes into the marriage, it still brings problems. A man who masturbated in his youth learned an artificial way of responding sexually."
...Orgasm? O-o "Doctor, I splooged on my wife." "Son, that's not natural."
I mean unless the response is like... "I like getting off this way." In which case... Well. If you're not getting off, your bitch is doing it wrong. Damn.
"When a student hears a teacher ask, "At what age should you start masturbating?" the answer is, "Never!" Masturbation is too dangerous because it teaches the bodies of young boys and girls artificial ways of responding. It causes problems later on whether or not a person serves God or becomes a homosexual or marries."
...Woah. Okay? How often do your teachers talk to you about jerking off? And... I think we've been through my whole "explosive splooge-attacks are not natural" train of thought...
Now. This has really nothing to do with anything. But when I read it I laughed so hard I almost died:
"Bundy admitted that he taught his body these things by reading pornographic magazines and thinking about them. Pornographic magazines do not make money by writing articles about husbands loving and being gentle with their wives. They turn to the bizarre and cruel to sell magazines. These are not harmless activities that a person can do for a little while and not reap the penalties.
Sometimes little children touch themselves."
That last line was just so... "O_O" XD Just out of nowhere. "Little children touch themselves." [/creepy pervert voice]
"Another thing parents need to consider is that homosexuals are roaming and always looking for marks. [...] Parents must not be naive about the ways of homosexuals."
"Except gays are not happy [...] Many authorities say that gays are continually looking for a new body, a new thrill, some new type of artificial technique because they are not satisfied in this relationship. [...] Many gays brag about monogamous relationships. Yet such relationships for homosexuals typically last only two to three years at the most. Even then, gays may not be faithful to their partners. The suicide rate among the homosexual community is twelve to fourteen times greater than that of the straight community. Homosexuality does not make people truly happy* or satisfy their sexual needs."
*Or maybe the people around them are just complete assholes?
"they traumatize their anuses"
^funniest ever.
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Eh. I found that looking up some band that Max Wattson likes ^ω^
Oh! And I got my ACT results back. I made the exact same thing! *headdesk* I improved my science score by four points, but then my English score went down four! Grah! It's ridiculous. *mutters* Effing conspiracy...
"Becoming a lesbian is a learned response; nobody is born a lesbian. When girls practice masturbation, they deceive their bodies into believing this is a natural sexual response for them.* Thus, lesbians learn to respond sexually to other women during the years when their sexuality is budding and forming."
*Sorry but... Is an orgasm not a natural sexual response? O-o
"Tim LaHaye in his book, The Unhappy Gays*, says that nearly every homosexual he has 'counseled or studied has been an early and heavy masturbator. In fact, masturbation seems to be a first sexual step toward homosexuality.'"
*The Unhappy Happys - Haha XD Does anybody else think that's a hilarious title? :X
"Even if a person does not carry masturbation to the point of homosexuality, when it comes into the marriage, it still brings problems. A man who masturbated in his youth learned an artificial way of responding sexually."
...Orgasm? O-o "Doctor, I splooged on my wife." "Son, that's not natural."
I mean unless the response is like... "I like getting off this way." In which case... Well. If you're not getting off, your bitch is doing it wrong. Damn.
"When a student hears a teacher ask, "At what age should you start masturbating?" the answer is, "Never!" Masturbation is too dangerous because it teaches the bodies of young boys and girls artificial ways of responding. It causes problems later on whether or not a person serves God or becomes a homosexual or marries."
...Woah. Okay? How often do your teachers talk to you about jerking off? And... I think we've been through my whole "explosive splooge-attacks are not natural" train of thought...
Now. This has really nothing to do with anything. But when I read it I laughed so hard I almost died:
"Bundy admitted that he taught his body these things by reading pornographic magazines and thinking about them. Pornographic magazines do not make money by writing articles about husbands loving and being gentle with their wives. They turn to the bizarre and cruel to sell magazines. These are not harmless activities that a person can do for a little while and not reap the penalties.
Sometimes little children touch themselves."
That last line was just so... "O_O" XD Just out of nowhere. "Little children touch themselves." [/creepy pervert voice]
"Another thing parents need to consider is that homosexuals are roaming and always looking for marks. [...] Parents must not be naive about the ways of homosexuals."
"Except gays are not happy [...] Many authorities say that gays are continually looking for a new body, a new thrill, some new type of artificial technique because they are not satisfied in this relationship. [...] Many gays brag about monogamous relationships. Yet such relationships for homosexuals typically last only two to three years at the most. Even then, gays may not be faithful to their partners. The suicide rate among the homosexual community is twelve to fourteen times greater than that of the straight community. Homosexuality does not make people truly happy* or satisfy their sexual needs."
*Or maybe the people around them are just complete assholes?
"they traumatize their anuses"
^funniest ever.
[Link.]
Eh. I found that looking up some band that Max Wattson likes ^ω^
Oh! And I got my ACT results back. I made the exact same thing! *headdesk* I improved my science score by four points, but then my English score went down four! Grah! It's ridiculous. *mutters* Effing conspiracy...