Corporate Fiction: &Rrread Me a Lullaby

[seductive_night]

This calls for wisdom.

I'm looking for a psychological evaluation. I crave understanding.

(While we're quoting, who wants to know what I want for Christmas?)

Comments

Missing teh Julie

[elementsfury]

Julie, I don't want to write an extravagent analyzation of your pysche because rude gallery appeared to have already done such, at least from her perspective of knowing you. I haven't seen or been with you enough to make such interpretations. It is too bad I don't get to be in your company anymore, because you were an extra spice to the day I lived. If it weren't for you, I'd definitely would not have taken Japanese due to not having the ability to attain a college credit and having sit next that guy...robert...for such an extended period of time

Re: Missing teh Julie

[elementsfury]

Also, I'm pissed cause I had to write that letter twice because my "I" button is hard as hell to press, so I got my keys and pried out the key and the "O" key came with it.

The culprit was a cheese dorito fragment, so I shook it out, replaced the keys and it worked fine. I was happy till I looked up and saw my letter was erased besides all of the IIIIIIIIIs and OOOOOOOs on the screen.

But I made a second rendition, and I think it is better than the first, so maybe its fate? I dunno, but I started listening to "The Final," and thought...this is for Julie...I must go on!

Then after writing the letter I looked down at my keyboard and noticed the "I" and "O" buttons are reversed. If you are solely looking at the keyboard alone and press O it will type I and vice versa. So yeah, fuck this keyboard, I'm getting a new one.

yeah, much love 8\ 8D

Re: Missing teh Julie

[rude_gallery]

firstly sir, i am a man. and i used to see you around school sometimes.

three of us are sitting around the computer like morons watching this video. i wont pretend im not having giggle fits.

(yeah BAM. if youd like to reconsider your plans with jamie today, were all here - except axel who is busy sucking staci's toe.)

mr zach, she doesnt have a preference for stoic assholes. its just who she ends up with more than not. may i pimp her to you? will you have her?

and i hope you realize the first bitch i was talking about was not our julie but a creature from hell. if you were mistaken in this, i would like to take back my offer of my julie for you.

but really you can have her and i wont tell if you were a little mixed up at first...

Re: Missing teh Julie

[seductive_night]

Sorry hoochie-mama. Jamie couldn't go today so I went Christmas shopping. Rather - tried to go Christmas shopping. I couldn't find anything I liked. (Oh shit! I forgot a store I wanted to go to...)

I don't know if you guys are all still over there... I want to see you but I realllly should work on my stuff for Mrs. Howard. Did I tell you guys yet- *makes a post instead*

And hooch, you need to leave Axel alone! It can hardly be called "sucking her toe" for him to see her twice a week!

He's thinking about proposing soon - did I tell you that? She wants a long engagement and he doesn't want it to be forever, and she does graduate next year? After Christmas, I'm going ring shopping with him. And Jamie. Good lord. Anyone else?

Re: Missing teh Julie

[rude_gallery]

well poop.

no, they both went home. wait... haha. pummer lives here. okay. smee went home. and pummer just went out.

ill say he sucks her toe is i fucking feel like it. hes so whipped.

ahhhhh. i dont want my best friend to get married. i feel oooold.

Re: Missing teh Julie

[elementsfury]

Sorry Mr rude gallery, I honestly can't tell for crap sometimes who is who unless certain langauge is added. For instance I know the "creature bitch" is a girl, but no idea who it is, and even if I was given I name, I probably won't recognize her. I'm totally a face person.

Smee must be a guy, since smee is like the coolest main pirate henchman of Captain Hook.

Hooch must be a guy, it is a great male dog name. Though below Julies says Hoochie-mama, and hoochie makes me either think of a hooker or a sweet loveable black grandma.

When you guys post you already speak in real life about certain things so you can speak generally about something but you guys know exactly who it is about.

So I'm out of the loop so to speak. You would have to make a photo ID card something like....
Name: Alexander Hamilton
Code Name: Pacho
Photo ID:
Group: Julie's Mafia

Re: Missing teh Julie

[rude_gallery]

ah. you are close with my name

Re: Missing teh Julie

[elementsfury]

Much appreciation for the enlightment as to some of the nomenclature and even some etymology of it, things are becoming clearer

Re: Missing teh Julie

[rude_gallery]

i have and will never make a sacrifice for that thing. i hate her with an utter vehemence. we met when BAM asked me to talk to her. that bitch was dating someone BAM knew and she wanted to find out what i thought of her. she tried to fuck me. shes dating someone new now and when i saw them together she told me the next time she saw me that that was "just this guy shes with" and that "he doesnt really matter". like i even care. i dont talk to her. i dont acknowledge her. and she continuously bothers me.

"hiya hooch!!"
"...*distaste* hello creature." /hate

Re: Missing teh Julie

[elementsfury]

That bad eh? She appears to be Julie's complete foil.

Re: Missing teh Julie

[seductive_night]

I was actually talking to Mrs. Taylor about you the other day. About how "stoic" you seem. Before Japanese class I always thought you were really calm and held back. You're friggin crazy! ^^

And Dir en grey - omg I knoooooow! >_O;;; I want to go SO bad! I'm about to explode. I don't know if Mom will let me because the days they're in Florida are school days (Thursday and Friday). I wonder what they're going to be playing? I just downloaded their new single about a week ago (Agitated Screams of Maggots - haha XD) and I'm wondering if they're going to play that, Or maybe they'll play some stuff from Withering to Death? But they haven't released a new album since then so it can't be an album tour? They're going to be doing an awful lot of traveling. I hope they won't be too worn out. And omg Toshiya is starting to look like some scary homeless man.

Wanna go with me?! :o

Re: Missing teh Julie

[seductive_night]

Then again, their tour is right before the release of their new album. But would they do that when no one will know any more than three of the songs?

/ponderings and over-analyzation

Re: Missing teh Julie

[elementsfury]

I don't know about what they are playing, maybe I could ask someone who might know. It would be fun to go, I could tell my professors in advance, maybe say it is a weeding I just have to go to or something if there is a paper due that day. Besides that it isn't a biggy really if I miss class. I oversleep sometimes and wakeup 5 min before class starts and say "fuck it" and go back to sleep.

Hopefully the play The Final! Even if you look at their myspace you can see that it has 179,871 plays compared to the second most played song, Ryoujoku No Ame, which has 98,076

Plus, wouldn't Julie need a few meat shields for the mosh pitt?

Re: Missing teh Julie

[elementsfury]

I hate how this damn site doesn't log me in when I come to it /sigh