Corporate Fiction: &Rrread Me a Lullaby
This calls for wisdom.
I'm looking for a psychological evaluation. I crave understanding.
(While we're quoting, who wants to know what I want for Christmas?)
I'm looking for a psychological evaluation. I crave understanding.
(While we're quoting, who wants to know what I want for Christmas?)
That's the thing, I just know that personality of yours. When I'm talking with you I don't care what the hell I say, because we both talked about random crap, or on this LJ of yours you have some hilarious post to which I can nearly see you narrating. Your voice, face, and odd hand movements going everywhere as you explain the odd things you go through. They may really not be odd, but when you experience them, they are.
I'll say with accute clarity, you are desirable, I won't be around the bush about that, I'll just chop it down with the known truth. Hell, Mrs. Howard stared at us from her seat like a vulture about to receive some scraps, and one day when you were leaning over the table showing off your family endowments, accidentally or not, Mrs. Howard said, "Julie, could you fix your shirt plz." I gave this look that said "Damn you woman!"
Also I know the perfect Christmas present for you! Some tickets to one of the Florida showings of Dir En Grey, because I know you must know they are touring America next year! Here is their myspace, and by the way the song "The Final" fuckin' rocks, and I got this Japanese chick in one of my classes to loan me a couple of their original CDs (the case looked so cool) Macabre and Gauze.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=83089557
Also, I've been home since Wednesday, and will be home sitting around and visiting graduated and ungraduated friends that are still around these parts!
I made a myspace so that I can keep in touch with some people I don't see to often in person, or at least that is the excuse I have for making one. There is also a video on there you could definately use for bribery later on in my life if you want, and no I wasn't under any substances while I made it, just having a bit of fun so people can get a laugh.
www.myspace.com/zachsdojo
Hey, I hear from rude gallery you date Stoic men? /cry. I guess I have no chance then (or at least I don't feel stoic around you)! If you ever want to do something during this Christmas break I'm game 8P
Take care, stay beautiful, and be fuckin crazy like always <3
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The culprit was a cheese dorito fragment, so I shook it out, replaced the keys and it worked fine. I was happy till I looked up and saw my letter was erased besides all of the IIIIIIIIIs and OOOOOOOs on the screen.
But I made a second rendition, and I think it is better than the first, so maybe its fate? I dunno, but I started listening to "The Final," and thought...this is for Julie...I must go on!
Then after writing the letter I looked down at my keyboard and noticed the "I" and "O" buttons are reversed. If you are solely looking at the keyboard alone and press O it will type I and vice versa. So yeah, fuck this keyboard, I'm getting a new one.
yeah, much love 8\ 8D
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three of us are sitting around the computer like morons watching this video. i wont pretend im not having giggle fits.
(yeah BAM. if youd like to reconsider your plans with jamie today, were all here - except axel who is busy sucking staci's toe.)
mr zach, she doesnt have a preference for stoic assholes. its just who she ends up with more than not. may i pimp her to you? will you have her?
and i hope you realize the first bitch i was talking about was not our julie but a creature from hell. if you were mistaken in this, i would like to take back my offer of my julie for you.
but really you can have her and i wont tell if you were a little mixed up at first...
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I don't know if you guys are all still over there... I want to see you but I realllly should work on my stuff for Mrs. Howard. Did I tell you guys yet- *makes a post instead*
And hooch, you need to leave Axel alone! It can hardly be called "sucking her toe" for him to see her twice a week!
He's thinking about proposing soon - did I tell you that? She wants a long engagement and he doesn't want it to be forever, and she does graduate next year? After Christmas, I'm going ring shopping with him. And Jamie. Good lord. Anyone else?
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no, they both went home. wait... haha. pummer lives here. okay. smee went home. and pummer just went out.
ill say he sucks her toe is i fucking feel like it. hes so whipped.
ahhhhh. i dont want my best friend to get married. i feel oooold.
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Smee must be a guy, since smee is like the coolest main pirate henchman of Captain Hook.
Hooch must be a guy, it is a great male dog name. Though below Julies says Hoochie-mama, and hoochie makes me either think of a hooker or a sweet loveable black grandma.
When you guys post you already speak in real life about certain things so you can speak generally about something but you guys know exactly who it is about.
So I'm out of the loop so to speak. You would have to make a photo ID card something like....
Name: Alexander Hamilton
Code Name: Pacho
Photo ID:
Group: Julie's Mafia
I also was mistaken that you were a women because I find it a rare commodity to see guys post intellectually. I don't want to diss Foley or anything, but there are not many guys there who can write beautifully without trying to do so. It is almost as though you are a brother-in-arms, power to the written word!
Cause I know I could definately kick more ass in paper than in real life, that's gonna change soon. YMCA, you better be ready.
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Name: Alexander Hookman
Code Name: hooch (i know i don't use much grammar or anything when i type but that is supposed to be lowercase.)
Photo ID: (the only picture i have of me is of my toe?)
Group: Julie's Mafia (AKA the Peanut Gallery)
and yes. smee is a man also. and he is a wonderful henchman indeed.
everyone using this account is in possession of a penis, except julie, who is in possession of a cock. we use different icons when we post. she made this account because we were getting angsty when she spammed our emails every day and she hated when we repeatedly left anonymous comments.
the hoochie-mama bit is because we used to call my mom that and when she got angry we regretted the retirement of that term, so now they use it for me. because i was already called hooch.
creature-bitch is indeed a girl. her name does not matter because it does not exist. i have decreed that she is unworthy of a human name.
i kick more real life ass than that of paper, so your comment on my writing is much appreciated. normally im told that im pretty hard to comprehend. either you are equally insane or im finally starting to make sense.
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To deem someone unworthy of human existence is an intense claim of dissatisfaction, and it almost makes me a curious individual to test that claim by meeting creature-bitch.
I like my body, but I must get stronger to be stronger in health and sociability. I know I am mentally sound, that is apparent.
Truly insane people don't know they are insane, and people who claim to be insane are truly idiots.
If I am one of those two people, I know I am not the latter, therefore I must be the former, but if I know that does it make me the latter then?
Oh well, measure each person meet with a different scale. Sometimes you have to make sacrifices to find out if that person is true to themselves and you. If not, take the loss and keep searching. If the pass you have another person to lean on and vice versa, but keep searching for more, because being human means we tend to get unsatisfied if we stop questing for our desires.
This is how I believe creature-bitch became known as she is today, because you made that sacrifice and was betrayed.
The first post I read in the "soothe me" thread Julie posted alarmed me as I began reading it. It first appeared to be detrimental to Julie and you, but I smiled as I finished it. The word eludes me pertaining to the style that you often use when expressing ideas and emotion. Instead of "I love you" its "I hate that I love you."
The latter feels more powerful because it has Hate and Love in one sentence, two eternally opposite words that are equal in power. For lack of a better example, it is though you have sex and the girl says "no" very clearly though you know she means "yes" and she does mean "yes," but saying "no" sounds so much better.
Julie does have that aura that you "hate." The one of instant love and cuteness which permeates through where ever she roams.
For me personally, I treat my heart, mind, body, and soul as a layered lockbox. Different keys unlock different emotions, ideas, stimuli, and auras. If the person I'm communicating with can't unlock anything and I cannot unlock anything about them, we cannot connect.
Though Julie always holds a few keys for every person, maybe she should be labeled the Keymaster?
I could continue to delve deeper, but I'm through digging for the day.
Good day sir, keep moving, and be strong. For Julie! :P
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"hiya hooch!!"
"...*distaste* hello creature." /hate
"awww! what a cute little nickname! your looove creature haha!"
youre really getting a hideous view of my personality. this is not me. this emotion is completely against my logic. the amount of disgust she evokes in me... is just unbelievable. i cant handle the level of rage i feel when she looks up at me with that ugly little face. she talks to me like were friends and i never respond with anything more than grunts.
its not because of BAM. im very unbiased. even when it gets me in trouble. "okay, youre a bitch to my favorite person in the world and shes never done anything worse to you than ask you how your days been." normally id be like "so whats your side of the story?" so its not because of how she acts toward BAM. that thing is just... the most... horribly ugly person... i wish you could meet her. i wish you could see how repulsive she is. but then i think of you. i couldnt unleash that hellish bitch on anyone - whether i know him or not.
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And Dir en grey - omg I knoooooow! >_O;;; I want to go SO bad! I'm about to explode. I don't know if Mom will let me because the days they're in Florida are school days (Thursday and Friday). I wonder what they're going to be playing? I just downloaded their new single about a week ago (Agitated Screams of Maggots - haha XD) and I'm wondering if they're going to play that, Or maybe they'll play some stuff from Withering to Death? But they haven't released a new album since then so it can't be an album tour? They're going to be doing an awful lot of traveling. I hope they won't be too worn out. And omg Toshiya is starting to look like some scary homeless man.
Wanna go with me?! :o
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/ponderings and over-analyzation
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Hopefully the play The Final! Even if you look at their myspace you can see that it has 179,871 plays compared to the second most played song, Ryoujoku No Ame, which has 98,076
Plus, wouldn't Julie need a few meat shields for the mosh pitt?
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