Confessions~ Diary of a Lost Prince
A determined Julie is a scary thing.
I killed a spider today. With the hose from my sink. Divine Intervention actually prompted me to fix that hose yesterday ^-^ It wasn't spraying right. And that was a big spider. A jumping one too. Damnit I hate those. Chris called a couple minutes later. Needy bastard. He isn't scared of spiders. I might have a use for him afterall.
I know this is random... Only not so much because I'm listening to this song... But I am so tired of hearing all these little Dir en grey fans talking about how they cut themselves "because Kyo does it." Fuck you. Kyo's a performer.
I cut myself once. "Because Kyo does it." But the motivation was entirely different. I'd just finished eating and was watching their tour, The Code of VULGAR[ism]. That tour had a lot of Kyo-mutilation. I was kind of... Jaw on my desk. "Woah~ Doesn't that hurt? He's not even like... Blinking? O_O *picks up knife from plate* *wipes it off* *thinks about it* *slice* AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Okay!! Yes!! It hurts!!! HOSHIT!!!"
Retarded? No. This is me gaining life experience. Through ~experience~ *wiggly magical fingers* Oh yeah.
The point of that was supposed to be that I am one of the few SANE Diru fans. Go with it.
Audra went to see Cars today. Next time she has plans for me she should warn me in advance! ♡ On the bright side, the aching boredom has birthed a new determination to clean this Hell-hole.
I haven't had a real night's sleep since Friday night. o-O I just realized that?
I had this psycho dream last night... That all of Chris's family, and all the little kids from that art camp went to see a movie together. o-O Meanwhile, Chris and I were being arrested...
His one phone call failed miserably, since his entire family was at the movies with their phones turned off. I forgot why I couldn't get through to my mom... But it had something to do with her flying over the city in this rusty little grey truck shooting people with a laser she had installed in it...?
So then they put us in this horrible dungeon cell. I was on his shoulders with my arms out the little window screaming for help. When ~DUHN DUHN DUHN!!~ It's OHNOES AUDRA!!! (*smashes head into desk. repeatedly.*) Omfg. She was... She had this... O_O She was in this like crazy blue spandex thing. With this massive billowing red cape - shit even when the wind wasn't blowing and she was standing still - *billow billow* ya know? And her hair was bright orange and spiked about three inches off her head. Her face had a green tinge of course. Looked somewhat like this. Was pretty much frozen that way actually.
"Never fear children, OHNOES AUDRA are here to save you!!" (Face never lost that look. I'm telling ya.)
I was all "Oh you 'are'?"
"Yes! I are! Kindly stand back from the bars young citizens!!" (-_- Why do I have these sort of dreams?)
Anyway. OHNOES AUDRA rescued us from jail. And uh. We. Rode in her mouth. *coughs* Back to my mother's secret evil villain lair thing. Yeahhh...
Yeah?
I killed a spider today. With the hose from my sink. Divine Intervention actually prompted me to fix that hose yesterday ^-^ It wasn't spraying right. And that was a big spider. A jumping one too. Damnit I hate those. Chris called a couple minutes later. Needy bastard. He isn't scared of spiders. I might have a use for him afterall.
I know this is random... Only not so much because I'm listening to this song... But I am so tired of hearing all these little Dir en grey fans talking about how they cut themselves "because Kyo does it." Fuck you. Kyo's a performer.
I cut myself once. "Because Kyo does it." But the motivation was entirely different. I'd just finished eating and was watching their tour, The Code of VULGAR[ism]. That tour had a lot of Kyo-mutilation. I was kind of... Jaw on my desk. "Woah~ Doesn't that hurt? He's not even like... Blinking? O_O *picks up knife from plate* *wipes it off* *thinks about it* *slice* AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Okay!! Yes!! It hurts!!! HOSHIT!!!"
Retarded? No. This is me gaining life experience. Through ~experience~ *wiggly magical fingers* Oh yeah.
The point of that was supposed to be that I am one of the few SANE Diru fans. Go with it.
Audra went to see Cars today. Next time she has plans for me she should warn me in advance! ♡ On the bright side, the aching boredom has birthed a new determination to clean this Hell-hole.
I haven't had a real night's sleep since Friday night. o-O I just realized that?
I had this psycho dream last night... That all of Chris's family, and all the little kids from that art camp went to see a movie together. o-O Meanwhile, Chris and I were being arrested...
His one phone call failed miserably, since his entire family was at the movies with their phones turned off. I forgot why I couldn't get through to my mom... But it had something to do with her flying over the city in this rusty little grey truck shooting people with a laser she had installed in it...?
So then they put us in this horrible dungeon cell. I was on his shoulders with my arms out the little window screaming for help. When ~DUHN DUHN DUHN!!~ It's OHNOES AUDRA!!! (*smashes head into desk. repeatedly.*) Omfg. She was... She had this... O_O She was in this like crazy blue spandex thing. With this massive billowing red cape - shit even when the wind wasn't blowing and she was standing still - *billow billow* ya know? And her hair was bright orange and spiked about three inches off her head. Her face had a green tinge of course. Looked somewhat like this. Was pretty much frozen that way actually.
"Never fear children, OHNOES AUDRA are here to save you!!" (Face never lost that look. I'm telling ya.)
I was all "Oh you 'are'?"
"Yes! I are! Kindly stand back from the bars young citizens!!" (-_- Why do I have these sort of dreams?)
Anyway. OHNOES AUDRA rescued us from jail. And uh. We. Rode in her mouth. *coughs* Back to my mother's secret evil villain lair thing. Yeahhh...
Yeah?