Project Runway, You Need an Intervention
My name is project runway, and it has been 0 episodes since I made a ridiculous and offensive judging decision.
It was amusing last week when all the judges ignored the vagina on the runway, but now they have just gone completely off the rails.
Let's play a game - which of the following outfits do you think was in the top three and which was eliminated?
Sandro "Last week my model's hoo-haw was hanging out"
Kahindo "I have the most awesome hair of all the contestants"
Or
Bradon "What do you mean I'm not in the top three? Did you see that jacket?"
So if you guessed that Sandro's dress was in the top, either you have seen the episode or you were picking the tackiest one out of spite. Even when the judges were doing the critique they couldn't help but say his model looked tacky and like stripper. I think Zac Posen could barely choke out that the bare midriff made it look "modern." Kahindo did not deserve to go home rather than this hot mess. I'll miss you Kahindo! I thought you showed way more promise than a bunch of others (and you didn't have close to the worst deress).
Bradon's look was the clear winner in my eyes - the jacket she's carrying was stunning. Everyone gave an involuntary "ooo" when she took it off. That he was deemed in the middle of the pack below Sandro's tacky ass is just not right.
1. All hail Bradon, winner of this season.
2. I am so over the chick who can't thread her own sewing machine and then gives attitude when someone helps her rethread it. They are communal machines, lady. If you had the basic skills necessary to be on this show it wouldn't be a big deal when someone else used the machine.
3. Oh look, eco-boy is using the sewing machines and letting his model wear makeup. Gee, looks like someone got told to toe the L'Oreal line.
4. Given the chance to bring someone back from last season, why would it be Kate? (The correct answer is adorable Joe, master of the sweater.[1] Really, he was super talented and actually helped his teammates.)
5. If Tim sitting near the runway means we get runway drama, then he needs to get his ass back in the workroom and stay there.
6. Also, shut up about the Tim's rescue - use it when it get used, but until then the whole "nope, not today" is just rubbing salt in the wound.
[1] I cannot look away from those cats' eyes.
It was amusing last week when all the judges ignored the vagina on the runway, but now they have just gone completely off the rails.
Let's play a game - which of the following outfits do you think was in the top three and which was eliminated?
Sandro "Last week my model's hoo-haw was hanging out"
Kahindo "I have the most awesome hair of all the contestants"
Or
Bradon "What do you mean I'm not in the top three? Did you see that jacket?"
So if you guessed that Sandro's dress was in the top, either you have seen the episode or you were picking the tackiest one out of spite. Even when the judges were doing the critique they couldn't help but say his model looked tacky and like stripper. I think Zac Posen could barely choke out that the bare midriff made it look "modern." Kahindo did not deserve to go home rather than this hot mess. I'll miss you Kahindo! I thought you showed way more promise than a bunch of others (and you didn't have close to the worst deress).
Bradon's look was the clear winner in my eyes - the jacket she's carrying was stunning. Everyone gave an involuntary "ooo" when she took it off. That he was deemed in the middle of the pack below Sandro's tacky ass is just not right.
1. All hail Bradon, winner of this season.
2. I am so over the chick who can't thread her own sewing machine and then gives attitude when someone helps her rethread it. They are communal machines, lady. If you had the basic skills necessary to be on this show it wouldn't be a big deal when someone else used the machine.
3. Oh look, eco-boy is using the sewing machines and letting his model wear makeup. Gee, looks like someone got told to toe the L'Oreal line.
4. Given the chance to bring someone back from last season, why would it be Kate? (The correct answer is adorable Joe, master of the sweater.[1] Really, he was super talented and actually helped his teammates.)
5. If Tim sitting near the runway means we get runway drama, then he needs to get his ass back in the workroom and stay there.
6. Also, shut up about the Tim's rescue - use it when it get used, but until then the whole "nope, not today" is just rubbing salt in the wound.
[1] I cannot look away from those cats' eyes.