JDW prologue
Title: Jailbait Dating Week Prologue
Pairings: ChangminShinee.
Ratings: PG-13
Warnings: none
Genre: Crack
Summary: Simply put, Changmin is going out on a date with each member of SHINee for one full day per person. Who would won Changmin's favor of being the best date?
A/N: yumified_dbsk is the one to blame for this madness. She gave me this muse for continuing MWR, and I took her advice. Thus, the crack continues! zerocountt , no worry. another line will be devoted to the idea. so there are 2 continuing series after MWR!
Prologue // First // Second // Third // Fourth // Fifth // Sixth // Seventh // Eighth // Ninth // Tenth // Eleventh
“Onew, do I look cool?”
“Yes you do.”
“Do I look handsome?”
“Yes you do.
“Do I look fierce?”
“Yes you do.”
“Do I look hot?”
“Yes you do.”
“Do I look like I just ate a kitten?”
“Yes you do.”
“Do I look like a huge drama queen?”
“Yes you do.”
“Do I look like a streetwalker?”
“Yes you do.”
“Do I look beautiful?”
“As of every day, dear.”
“Do you think I can make Changmin-hyung go on a date with me?”
“No you don’t.”
“How come?”
“Because he’s going out with me.”
“Not fair! I want to go out with him to.”
“Hey, I want to go out with him too! We’re going to a karaoke!”
“Hey, that’s MY idea you copycat!”
“I went out with him to a karaoke first! I want to go back there!”
“We’re the same height. We go best on a date.”
“Who cares about height! Our voices match, and it works better!”
“Oh drop the voice stuff, his voice is heaven while yours sounds like a tranny getting hit by a truck!”
“WHAT?! How dare you say that to my voice you wannabe Jaejoong?!”
“AT LEAST I possess HALF of his legendary Umma powers. What do you have other than some shrill throat noise, you midget?!”
“Would everybody please SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP?!”
Onew was standing on the dining table, screaming his lungs out to his fighting members, who froze in an instant the moment his anger was released. The ever-smiling Onew turns into one hell of a demon when he’s angry. Taemin started shaking and trembling in his spot.
“There will be no talks about dating Changmin-hyung anymore because we will ask him which one he would go out with!” Onew stated with a loud voice that now made the whole floor silent. The other artists and trainees knew that when they can hear Onew’s voice through the concrete and not as a laughter, it would be best if they start praying for their God’s forgiveness.
“We will ask him and we will agree with his choice, whoever it is. NO COMMENT OR ARGUING AFTER THAT. It just means he liked that person more. Do I make myself clear?!”
Everybody nodded, Taemin nodded so hard his mushroom hair flew around so hard it would look as if he was in a L’Oreal shoot. But all of a sudden, a pair of hands pushed Onew’s knees from behind, making it bend and thus causing Onew to fall backward. Everybody gasped, while Onew was rabid, trying to find out the identity of his attacker.
“You shouldn’t get so angry, Onew. You’ll make your face look more cuter.” Changmin stated with a smile to the boy that he just caught in his arms.
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LOL this is only the prologue though.
Real chapter is on for the next weekend.
have fun, and comment please!
Pairings: ChangminShinee.
Ratings: PG-13
Warnings: none
Genre: Crack
Summary: Simply put, Changmin is going out on a date with each member of SHINee for one full day per person. Who would won Changmin's favor of being the best date?
A/N: yumified_dbsk is the one to blame for this madness. She gave me this muse for continuing MWR, and I took her advice. Thus, the crack continues! zerocountt , no worry. another line will be devoted to the idea. so there are 2 continuing series after MWR!
Prologue // First // Second // Third // Fourth // Fifth // Sixth // Seventh // Eighth // Ninth // Tenth // Eleventh
“Onew, do I look cool?”
“Yes you do.”
“Do I look handsome?”
“Yes you do.
“Do I look fierce?”
“Yes you do.”
“Do I look hot?”
“Yes you do.”
“Do I look like I just ate a kitten?”
“Yes you do.”
“Do I look like a huge drama queen?”
“Yes you do.”
“Do I look like a streetwalker?”
“Yes you do.”
“Do I look beautiful?”
“As of every day, dear.”
“Do you think I can make Changmin-hyung go on a date with me?”
“No you don’t.”
“How come?”
“Because he’s going out with me.”
“Not fair! I want to go out with him to.”
“Hey, I want to go out with him too! We’re going to a karaoke!”
“Hey, that’s MY idea you copycat!”
“I went out with him to a karaoke first! I want to go back there!”
“We’re the same height. We go best on a date.”
“Who cares about height! Our voices match, and it works better!”
“Oh drop the voice stuff, his voice is heaven while yours sounds like a tranny getting hit by a truck!”
“WHAT?! How dare you say that to my voice you wannabe Jaejoong?!”
“AT LEAST I possess HALF of his legendary Umma powers. What do you have other than some shrill throat noise, you midget?!”
“Would everybody please SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP?!”
Onew was standing on the dining table, screaming his lungs out to his fighting members, who froze in an instant the moment his anger was released. The ever-smiling Onew turns into one hell of a demon when he’s angry. Taemin started shaking and trembling in his spot.
“There will be no talks about dating Changmin-hyung anymore because we will ask him which one he would go out with!” Onew stated with a loud voice that now made the whole floor silent. The other artists and trainees knew that when they can hear Onew’s voice through the concrete and not as a laughter, it would be best if they start praying for their God’s forgiveness.
“We will ask him and we will agree with his choice, whoever it is. NO COMMENT OR ARGUING AFTER THAT. It just means he liked that person more. Do I make myself clear?!”
Everybody nodded, Taemin nodded so hard his mushroom hair flew around so hard it would look as if he was in a L’Oreal shoot. But all of a sudden, a pair of hands pushed Onew’s knees from behind, making it bend and thus causing Onew to fall backward. Everybody gasped, while Onew was rabid, trying to find out the identity of his attacker.
“You shouldn’t get so angry, Onew. You’ll make your face look more cuter.” Changmin stated with a smile to the boy that he just caught in his arms.
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LOL this is only the prologue though.
Real chapter is on for the next weekend.
have fun, and comment please!