urbandictionary meme
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1.) Your name: Jaime
The Master of the universe. Even better than He-Man
oh no! It's Jaime! Get on your knees!
Fuck yeah. >D
2.) Your age: 21
The age at which one is finally considered human.
True. You're kind of in a limbo between when you hit 18 and when you hit 21.
3.) One of your friends: Carlos (I confess, I pretty much looked up everyone's name and then chose what I thought was the funniest.)
The Best Male Stripper In The World
Wow, he is Carlos! he is the best carlos ive ever met! i want carlos for my brithday!
I have no words for that definition.
4.) What you should be doing?: Work
A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it's much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting and singing - the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. It is also an ingenious creation to make placebos such as computers and photocopiers look important to our way of life. Some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character and learn about teamwork...others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little competition out of it with fellow colleagues.
You are here to work, not to have fun!
Kinda clever definition.
5.) Your favorite color: Blue
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue.
Eh, boring.
6.) Your birthplace: Los Angeles
Second-largest city in the United States, after New York City. Located in Southern California and home to about 9 million people in about 4 counties. One of the most (if not the most) diverse cities in the United States. The largest city in California and a major financial center for the Pacific Rim. Competes with New York City as the cultural capital of the United States; most movies and television shows are made in coordinated efforts between Los Angeles and New York, although most movie studios have their headquarters' in Los Angeles.
There's like, 3 more paragraphs but I'll spare you guys...
7.) Last person you talked to: Kayla
A beautiful female who is slightly goofy and really crazy in all areas of her life; never forgotten and always lovable.
The defition of Kayla has changed dramatically over time to rest at the above definition. The word "Kayla" is actually derived from a Greek mythology female deity who would prey on innocent men in the way of a dinner whore. The deity had one fatal weakness: a hysterical male deity by the name of Ross who only had to speak her name to suppress Kayla's alluring powers.
The girl I went out with last night was such a Kayla, but for some reason she hasn't called me back; I even paid for her dinner!
Lulz greek mythology.
8.) Last thing you had to drink: Orange Juice
1. any juice, generally of the color orange.
2. juice gathered from oranges, with or without pulp
1. that juice over there is orange, but does not contain oranges.
2. may i have a glass of orange juice?
Eh, normal.
9.) Your nickname: Ayumi (Middle name, not nickname.)
A badass adorable Japanese girl who looks sweet and can be incredibly accomodating, but look at her the wrong way and she will bitch-slap your sorry overstepping ass.
Ayumi makes a killer brunch but man, she smacked me for wearing my shoes in her house.
Dunno about the adorable and sweet, but I do concur with the bitch-slapping. xD
1.) Your name: Jaime
The Master of the universe. Even better than He-Man
oh no! It's Jaime! Get on your knees!
Fuck yeah. >D
2.) Your age: 21
The age at which one is finally considered human.
True. You're kind of in a limbo between when you hit 18 and when you hit 21.
3.) One of your friends: Carlos (I confess, I pretty much looked up everyone's name and then chose what I thought was the funniest.)
The Best Male Stripper In The World
Wow, he is Carlos! he is the best carlos ive ever met! i want carlos for my brithday!
I have no words for that definition.
4.) What you should be doing?: Work
A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it's much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting and singing - the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. It is also an ingenious creation to make placebos such as computers and photocopiers look important to our way of life. Some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character and learn about teamwork...others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little competition out of it with fellow colleagues.
You are here to work, not to have fun!
Kinda clever definition.
5.) Your favorite color: Blue
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue.
Eh, boring.
6.) Your birthplace: Los Angeles
Second-largest city in the United States, after New York City. Located in Southern California and home to about 9 million people in about 4 counties. One of the most (if not the most) diverse cities in the United States. The largest city in California and a major financial center for the Pacific Rim. Competes with New York City as the cultural capital of the United States; most movies and television shows are made in coordinated efforts between Los Angeles and New York, although most movie studios have their headquarters' in Los Angeles.
There's like, 3 more paragraphs but I'll spare you guys...
7.) Last person you talked to: Kayla
A beautiful female who is slightly goofy and really crazy in all areas of her life; never forgotten and always lovable.
The defition of Kayla has changed dramatically over time to rest at the above definition. The word "Kayla" is actually derived from a Greek mythology female deity who would prey on innocent men in the way of a dinner whore. The deity had one fatal weakness: a hysterical male deity by the name of Ross who only had to speak her name to suppress Kayla's alluring powers.
The girl I went out with last night was such a Kayla, but for some reason she hasn't called me back; I even paid for her dinner!
Lulz greek mythology.
8.) Last thing you had to drink: Orange Juice
1. any juice, generally of the color orange.
2. juice gathered from oranges, with or without pulp
1. that juice over there is orange, but does not contain oranges.
2. may i have a glass of orange juice?
Eh, normal.
9.) Your nickname: Ayumi (Middle name, not nickname.)
A badass adorable Japanese girl who looks sweet and can be incredibly accomodating, but look at her the wrong way and she will bitch-slap your sorry overstepping ass.
Ayumi makes a killer brunch but man, she smacked me for wearing my shoes in her house.
Dunno about the adorable and sweet, but I do concur with the bitch-slapping. xD