translation - the three santas (shounen club 12/14/03)
Hokay! Here is my meager Christmas present to you all.
I've translated a segment of Shounen Club 12/14/03. Yeah, it's old. But I love this bit, and it's appropriate for Christmas.
It stars two Juniors and the 3 Baka (Yokoyama Yu, Murakami Shingo, Shibutani Subaru). I wish there was something else that was Christmas-themed with all of K8, but I didn't find one in time.
But it's pretty funny, so go ahead and take a peek! I've even included download links to the clip as well as an MP3 of the medley. (And no, I didn't rip the MP3 myself.)
Also, I would like to say... Yoko, you are hard to cap. Stop moving so much!
But anyway. Enjoy!
Junior Theatre ~The Three Santas~ and 3 Baka Christmas Medley
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Junior Theatre ~The Three Santas~
Kouhei: Hey, Inoh-kun. Have you ever met Santa?
Inoh: I haven't. But I would like to meet Santa.
(Sound of bells ringing)
(Sound of rubber burning on tires)
Yoko: Howa. (Just a weird noise.)
Hina: Howa. (Same as above.)
You need to drive properly!
Yoko: Sorry, sorry. Was I a little rough?
Hina: You were rough.
Yoko: Ah!
Hina: Oh?
Kouhei: There's three Santas!? How?
Inoh: Two of them are definitely fakes.
Kouhei: Yeah. There's only one Santa.
Hina: That's not true. I'm the real santa.
Yoko: What! I'm the real Santa!
Hina: What? I'm the real one.
Yoko: You wanna fight? *fight pose.*
Hina: You wanna go at it until we draw blood? *fight pose.*
Subaru: *silently interupts them by stepping up to the middle.*
Hina: Say something!
Say something, really.
Inoh: First off...
Hina: What?
Inoh: The fact that Santa is using Kansai dialect isn't right.
Subaru: What do you mean?
Inoh: See? The Kansai dialect is weird.
Subaru: We're not using Kansai dialect, you know.
(They proceed to start talking in a Tokyo dialect, ending every sentence with "saa", which is similar to saying "you know". And it's really weird and awkward and funny. xD)
Hina: We aren't using it, you know, right?
Subaru: We aren't using it, you know.
Yoko: We aren't using it at all, you know.
Subaru: What's up with this?
Hina: We aren't...using it at all?
(He kinda stumbled over his words because he's not used to speaking this way.)
Subaru: We aren't using it, you know.
Hina: We aren't using it.
Yoko: Aren't you the weird ones?
Kouhei: We get it, we get it. That's enough.
Santa is...
Hina: The little kid stopped us!
Kouhei: Santa, you... you deliver things all over the world, right? Presents?
3 Baka: Of course, you know!
Kouhei: That's a lot of physical endurance.
Inoh: So that must mean that Santa can do push-ups really fast.
Yoko: What are you talking about, you know? I don't get it, you know!
Kouhei: Do it, do it!
Hina: Push-ups...
Subaru: Yeah, push-ups...
Yoko: I'm amazing with push-ups, you know.
Hina: Yeah, amazing, you know! We're amazing, you know!
Subaru: I can do it 2 thousand times. (Really, Subaru?)
Kouhei: Ready, and!
1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2...
Inoh: Wow.
Yoko: Hey, who's going to stop us, you know!? *stops, gets up.*
Hina: This is our limit, you know!
Yoko: You guys, who's going to stop us, you know?
Subaru: Think about our age! (Haha, ossans!)
Inoh: And you know...
Hina: What?
Inoh: Santa comes in from the chimney, so that must mean you're flexible.
Subaru: We are flexible, you know!
Kouhei: That's it! Can you do back flips? (Back flips used to be a customary thing that Juniors had to accomplish in the Golden Junior Era -- which 3 Baka were a part of.)
3 Baka: What!?
Hina: I don't know that word! ( Oh, Hina. You used to do the cleanest back flips during your Junior years. <3)
Kouhei: can you do back flips?
Inoh: Try it! Can't you do it?
Yoko: Back flips!?
Kouhei: Back flips.
Subaru: He can do back flips, you know. *pushes Hina forward.*
Yoko: He can do it, you know.
Subaru: He can do it, you know!
Yoko: You do it!
You do it!
Hina: I haven't done it in half a year, you know!
(Hina bravely tries anyway -- and it seems like he has succeeded only to fall and trip forward at the very last moment, falling on the stage.)
(Yoko and Subaru, of course, can't help but laugh as Hina huddles on the ground. Oh, and Juniors laugh, too.)
Yoko: How embarrassing!
Embarrassing! This child is embarrassing!
Subaru: Don't film this! Don't film this! *trying to hide Hina.*
Yoko: Camera 2, don't film this!
Hina: *is trying to shield his face from the camera with one hand as he holds his other hand to his nose.*
Yoko and Subaru: Don't film this! Don't film this!
Subaru: He put himself on the line!
Hina: *gets up and puts his hat back on.* I'm going home already!
Actually, this child here can do it, you know. *recovers, shoves Subaru forward.*
Hina: He can actually do it, you know. *takes Subaru's hat off.*
Yoko: He can, you know.
He can.
Subaru: *turns face to Hina, camera can't see.*
Hina: HAHAHA! (Subaru must have made some funny face.)
Yoko: It's all right, you know.
Subaru: *acts suspicious.*
Hina: Hehehehe...
Do your best!
Subaru: *points to Juniors as if to say "watch me".*
Subaru: Oi!
Yoko: Oh!
Subaru: *does a clean back flip, although he kind of bends over to the right.*
Hina: Oh! He can do it, you know!
Yoko: He can do it!
Hina: He can. Look at this face! He's full of confidence, you know!
Yoko: He's a Kansai boy who can do it if he tries, you know!
Subaru: I can, you know.
Hina: He can.
Kouhei: Then, Yokoyama-kun, please try.
Yoko: I can't do it, you know! (He sounds so proud...)
Subaru: He's amazing.
Hina: He's really amazing.
Yoko: I can... *gets cut off as Subaru takes his mike away.*
Hina: You should try it, you know!
Subaru: He can actually do it, you know.
(Yoko warms up briefly before he starts doing the hand movements that go with the flip. He jumps back a little, doesn't go anywhere, and lands on his ass.)
Hina: He's done it! (He slips into Kansai dialect.)
You've done it, Yokoyama-kun.
Kohei and Inoh: I want to meet the real Santa!
3 Baka: What the hell's up with that!? (All back into Kansai dialect.)
(Goes into Kanjani Christmas Medley)
3 Baka Christmas Medley
White Christmas
I'm dreaming of a WHITE CHRISTMAS
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white
あわてんぼうのサンタクロース
あわてんぼうのサンタクロース
クリスマス前に やってきた
いそいでリンリンリン いそいでリンリンリン
鳴らしておくれよ鐘を
リンリンリン リンリンリン リンリンリン
赤鼻のトナカイ
まっかなお鼻のトナカイさんは
いつもみんなの笑いもの
でもその年のクリスマスの日
サンタのおじさんは言いました
Can You Feel This Christmas?
見上げた目に映るこの空は
ひそやかな光にあふれて
僕達を優しく見つめてる
この時よ A very merry Christmas
merry Christmas
merry Christmas
merry Christmas
10年後の今日の日も
ring ring a holy night
I wish you a merry X'mas
ring ring a happy time
a merry X'mas to you
鼓動が急ぐ
今年会うのは何回目だろうとか
さまざまな思いヒキズリながら
遠く離れた距離も許せる
そんな大切な夜に
全てを捧げ抱き合おういつもより強く
寂しい恋だと人は言うけれども
そうじゃないこんなにも幸せなんだ
10年後の今日の日もきっと二人でいよう
いつまでもいつまでもずっと
変わらない空のように
積もっていたせつなさが愛しさに変わってく
これからもこれからもずっと
君のため笑おう…
10年後の今日の日もこの場所で手を繋ごう
いつまでもいつまでもずっと
変わらない空の下
明日を生き抜こう勇気が舞い降りてく
これからもこれからもずっと
僕にために笑って…
ring ring a holy night
I wish you a merry X'mas
ring ring a happy time
a merry X'mas to you
3 Baka Christmas Medley Romaji Lyrics
White Christmas
I'm dreaming of a WHITE CHRISTMAS
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white
Awatenbou no Santa Kuroosu
Awatenbou no Santa Kuroosu
Kurisumasu mae ni Yatte kita
Isoide rin rin rin Isoide rin rin rin
Narashite okureyo kane wo
Rin rin rin Rin rin rin Rin rin rin
Akahana no Tonakai
Makka na ohana no tonakai san wa
Itsumo minna no waraimono
Demo sono toshi no kurisumasu no hi
Santa no ojisan ga iimashita
Can You Feel This Christmas?
Miageta me ni utsuru kono sora wa
Hisoyaka na hikari ni afurete
Bokutachi no yasashiku mitsumeteru
Kono toki yo A very merry Christmas
merry Christmas
merry Christmas
merry Christmas
Jyuu nen go no kyou no hi mo
ring ring a holy night
I wish you a merry X'mas
ring ring a happy time
a merry X'mas to you
Koudou ga isogu
Kotoshi au no wa nankaime darou toka
Samazama na omoi hikizuri nagara
Tooku hanareta kyori mo yuruseru
Sonna taisetsu na yoru ni
Subete wo sasage dakiaou itsumo yori tsuyoku
Sabishii koi dato hito wa yuu keredomo
Soujanai konna ni mo shiawase nanda
Jyuu nen go no kyou no hi mo kitto futari de iyou
Itsumade mo itsumade mo zutto
Kawaranai sora no you ni
Tsumotte ita setsunasa ga itoshisa ni kawatteku
Korekara mo korekara mo zutto
Kimi no tame ni waraou…
Jyuu nen go no kyou no hi mo kono basho de te wo tsunagou
Itsumade mo itsumade mo zutto
Kawaranai sora no shita
Ashita wo ikinukou yuuki ga maioriteku
Korekara mo korekara mo zutto
Boku no tame ni waratte…
ring ring a holy night
I wish you a merry X'mas
ring ring a happy time
a merry X'mas to you
3 Baka Christmas Medley Translated English Lyrics
White Christmas
I'm dreaming of a WHITE CHRISTMAS
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white
Disorganized Santa Clause
Disorganized Santa Clause
He came before Christmas
Hurry ring ring ring
Hurry ring ring ring
Ring that bell
Ring ring ring
Ring ring ring
Ring ring ring
Red Nose Reindeer
The reindeer with a bright red nose
Always everyone’s laughing stock
But on that year’s Christmas day
Old man Santa said to him
Can You Feel This Christmas?
The sky that reflects in the eyes raised above
Is filled with quiet light
It’s watching us gently
This time A very merry Christmas
merry Christmas
merry Christmas
merry Christmas
This Day Ten Years From Now
ring ring a holy night
I wish you a merry X'mas
ring ring a happy time
a merry X'mas to you
My heartbeat quickens
I wonder how many times we’ve met this year
Dragging along various feelings
When we can even forgive this long distance
That precious of a night
Let’s give everything and hold each other stronger than usual
People say it’s a lonely love
But that’s not true; we’re this happy
This day ten years from now; let’s definitely be together
Forever, forever, always
Like the unchanging sky
The built-up distress turns into affection
From now on, from now on, always
I’ll smile for you…
This day ten years from now
Let’s hold hands at this place
Forver, forever, always
Underneath this unchanging sky
Let’s live through tomorrow; courage flutters down
From now on, from now on, always
Smile for me…
ring ring a holy night
I wish you a merry X'mas
ring ring a happy time
a merry X'mas to you
Happy Holidays, everyone! :D
I've translated a segment of Shounen Club 12/14/03. Yeah, it's old. But I love this bit, and it's appropriate for Christmas.
It stars two Juniors and the 3 Baka (Yokoyama Yu, Murakami Shingo, Shibutani Subaru). I wish there was something else that was Christmas-themed with all of K8, but I didn't find one in time.
But it's pretty funny, so go ahead and take a peek! I've even included download links to the clip as well as an MP3 of the medley. (And no, I didn't rip the MP3 myself.)
Also, I would like to say... Yoko, you are hard to cap. Stop moving so much!
But anyway. Enjoy!
Junior Theatre ~The Three Santas~ and 3 Baka Christmas Medley
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3 Baka Christmas Medley MP3
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Junior Theatre ~The Three Santas~
Kouhei: Hey, Inoh-kun. Have you ever met Santa?
Inoh: I haven't. But I would like to meet Santa.
(Sound of bells ringing)
(Sound of rubber burning on tires)
Yoko: Howa. (Just a weird noise.)
Hina: Howa. (Same as above.)
You need to drive properly!
Yoko: Sorry, sorry. Was I a little rough?
Hina: You were rough.
Yoko: Ah!
Hina: Oh?
Kouhei: There's three Santas!? How?
Inoh: Two of them are definitely fakes.
Kouhei: Yeah. There's only one Santa.
Hina: That's not true. I'm the real santa.
Yoko: What! I'm the real Santa!
Hina: What? I'm the real one.
Yoko: You wanna fight? *fight pose.*
Hina: You wanna go at it until we draw blood? *fight pose.*
Subaru: *silently interupts them by stepping up to the middle.*
Hina: Say something!
Say something, really.
Inoh: First off...
Hina: What?
Inoh: The fact that Santa is using Kansai dialect isn't right.
Subaru: What do you mean?
Inoh: See? The Kansai dialect is weird.
Subaru: We're not using Kansai dialect, you know.
(They proceed to start talking in a Tokyo dialect, ending every sentence with "saa", which is similar to saying "you know". And it's really weird and awkward and funny. xD)
Hina: We aren't using it, you know, right?
Subaru: We aren't using it, you know.
Yoko: We aren't using it at all, you know.
Subaru: What's up with this?
Hina: We aren't...using it at all?
(He kinda stumbled over his words because he's not used to speaking this way.)
Subaru: We aren't using it, you know.
Hina: We aren't using it.
Yoko: Aren't you the weird ones?
Kouhei: We get it, we get it. That's enough.
Santa is...
Hina: The little kid stopped us!
Kouhei: Santa, you... you deliver things all over the world, right? Presents?
3 Baka: Of course, you know!
Kouhei: That's a lot of physical endurance.
Inoh: So that must mean that Santa can do push-ups really fast.
Yoko: What are you talking about, you know? I don't get it, you know!
Kouhei: Do it, do it!
Hina: Push-ups...
Subaru: Yeah, push-ups...
Yoko: I'm amazing with push-ups, you know.
Hina: Yeah, amazing, you know! We're amazing, you know!
Subaru: I can do it 2 thousand times. (Really, Subaru?)
Kouhei: Ready, and!
1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2...
Inoh: Wow.
Yoko: Hey, who's going to stop us, you know!? *stops, gets up.*
Hina: This is our limit, you know!
Yoko: You guys, who's going to stop us, you know?
Subaru: Think about our age! (Haha, ossans!)
Inoh: And you know...
Hina: What?
Inoh: Santa comes in from the chimney, so that must mean you're flexible.
Subaru: We are flexible, you know!
Kouhei: That's it! Can you do back flips? (Back flips used to be a customary thing that Juniors had to accomplish in the Golden Junior Era -- which 3 Baka were a part of.)
3 Baka: What!?
Hina: I don't know that word! ( Oh, Hina. You used to do the cleanest back flips during your Junior years. <3)
Kouhei: can you do back flips?
Inoh: Try it! Can't you do it?
Yoko: Back flips!?
Kouhei: Back flips.
Subaru: He can do back flips, you know. *pushes Hina forward.*
Yoko: He can do it, you know.
Subaru: He can do it, you know!
Yoko: You do it!
You do it!
Hina: I haven't done it in half a year, you know!
(Hina bravely tries anyway -- and it seems like he has succeeded only to fall and trip forward at the very last moment, falling on the stage.)
(Yoko and Subaru, of course, can't help but laugh as Hina huddles on the ground. Oh, and Juniors laugh, too.)
Yoko: How embarrassing!
Embarrassing! This child is embarrassing!
Subaru: Don't film this! Don't film this! *trying to hide Hina.*
Yoko: Camera 2, don't film this!
Hina: *is trying to shield his face from the camera with one hand as he holds his other hand to his nose.*
Yoko and Subaru: Don't film this! Don't film this!
Subaru: He put himself on the line!
Hina: *gets up and puts his hat back on.* I'm going home already!
Actually, this child here can do it, you know. *recovers, shoves Subaru forward.*
Hina: He can actually do it, you know. *takes Subaru's hat off.*
Yoko: He can, you know.
He can.
Subaru: *turns face to Hina, camera can't see.*
Hina: HAHAHA! (Subaru must have made some funny face.)
Yoko: It's all right, you know.
Subaru: *acts suspicious.*
Hina: Hehehehe...
Do your best!
Subaru: *points to Juniors as if to say "watch me".*
Subaru: Oi!
Yoko: Oh!
Subaru: *does a clean back flip, although he kind of bends over to the right.*
Hina: Oh! He can do it, you know!
Yoko: He can do it!
Hina: He can. Look at this face! He's full of confidence, you know!
Yoko: He's a Kansai boy who can do it if he tries, you know!
Subaru: I can, you know.
Hina: He can.
Kouhei: Then, Yokoyama-kun, please try.
Yoko: I can't do it, you know! (He sounds so proud...)
Subaru: He's amazing.
Hina: He's really amazing.
Yoko: I can... *gets cut off as Subaru takes his mike away.*
Hina: You should try it, you know!
Subaru: He can actually do it, you know.
(Yoko warms up briefly before he starts doing the hand movements that go with the flip. He jumps back a little, doesn't go anywhere, and lands on his ass.)
Hina: He's done it! (He slips into Kansai dialect.)
You've done it, Yokoyama-kun.
Kohei and Inoh: I want to meet the real Santa!
3 Baka: What the hell's up with that!? (All back into Kansai dialect.)
(Goes into Kanjani Christmas Medley)
3 Baka Christmas Medley
White Christmas
I'm dreaming of a WHITE CHRISTMAS
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white
あわてんぼうのサンタクロース
あわてんぼうのサンタクロース
クリスマス前に やってきた
いそいでリンリンリン いそいでリンリンリン
鳴らしておくれよ鐘を
リンリンリン リンリンリン リンリンリン
赤鼻のトナカイ
まっかなお鼻のトナカイさんは
いつもみんなの笑いもの
でもその年のクリスマスの日
サンタのおじさんは言いました
Can You Feel This Christmas?
見上げた目に映るこの空は
ひそやかな光にあふれて
僕達を優しく見つめてる
この時よ A very merry Christmas
merry Christmas
merry Christmas
merry Christmas
10年後の今日の日も
ring ring a holy night
I wish you a merry X'mas
ring ring a happy time
a merry X'mas to you
鼓動が急ぐ
今年会うのは何回目だろうとか
さまざまな思いヒキズリながら
遠く離れた距離も許せる
そんな大切な夜に
全てを捧げ抱き合おういつもより強く
寂しい恋だと人は言うけれども
そうじゃないこんなにも幸せなんだ
10年後の今日の日もきっと二人でいよう
いつまでもいつまでもずっと
変わらない空のように
積もっていたせつなさが愛しさに変わってく
これからもこれからもずっと
君のため笑おう…
10年後の今日の日もこの場所で手を繋ごう
いつまでもいつまでもずっと
変わらない空の下
明日を生き抜こう勇気が舞い降りてく
これからもこれからもずっと
僕にために笑って…
ring ring a holy night
I wish you a merry X'mas
ring ring a happy time
a merry X'mas to you
3 Baka Christmas Medley Romaji Lyrics
White Christmas
I'm dreaming of a WHITE CHRISTMAS
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white
Awatenbou no Santa Kuroosu
Awatenbou no Santa Kuroosu
Kurisumasu mae ni Yatte kita
Isoide rin rin rin Isoide rin rin rin
Narashite okureyo kane wo
Rin rin rin Rin rin rin Rin rin rin
Akahana no Tonakai
Makka na ohana no tonakai san wa
Itsumo minna no waraimono
Demo sono toshi no kurisumasu no hi
Santa no ojisan ga iimashita
Can You Feel This Christmas?
Miageta me ni utsuru kono sora wa
Hisoyaka na hikari ni afurete
Bokutachi no yasashiku mitsumeteru
Kono toki yo A very merry Christmas
merry Christmas
merry Christmas
merry Christmas
Jyuu nen go no kyou no hi mo
ring ring a holy night
I wish you a merry X'mas
ring ring a happy time
a merry X'mas to you
Koudou ga isogu
Kotoshi au no wa nankaime darou toka
Samazama na omoi hikizuri nagara
Tooku hanareta kyori mo yuruseru
Sonna taisetsu na yoru ni
Subete wo sasage dakiaou itsumo yori tsuyoku
Sabishii koi dato hito wa yuu keredomo
Soujanai konna ni mo shiawase nanda
Jyuu nen go no kyou no hi mo kitto futari de iyou
Itsumade mo itsumade mo zutto
Kawaranai sora no you ni
Tsumotte ita setsunasa ga itoshisa ni kawatteku
Korekara mo korekara mo zutto
Kimi no tame ni waraou…
Jyuu nen go no kyou no hi mo kono basho de te wo tsunagou
Itsumade mo itsumade mo zutto
Kawaranai sora no shita
Ashita wo ikinukou yuuki ga maioriteku
Korekara mo korekara mo zutto
Boku no tame ni waratte…
ring ring a holy night
I wish you a merry X'mas
ring ring a happy time
a merry X'mas to you
3 Baka Christmas Medley Translated English Lyrics
White Christmas
I'm dreaming of a WHITE CHRISTMAS
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white
Disorganized Santa Clause
Disorganized Santa Clause
He came before Christmas
Hurry ring ring ring
Hurry ring ring ring
Ring that bell
Ring ring ring
Ring ring ring
Ring ring ring
Red Nose Reindeer
The reindeer with a bright red nose
Always everyone’s laughing stock
But on that year’s Christmas day
Old man Santa said to him
Can You Feel This Christmas?
The sky that reflects in the eyes raised above
Is filled with quiet light
It’s watching us gently
This time A very merry Christmas
merry Christmas
merry Christmas
merry Christmas
This Day Ten Years From Now
ring ring a holy night
I wish you a merry X'mas
ring ring a happy time
a merry X'mas to you
My heartbeat quickens
I wonder how many times we’ve met this year
Dragging along various feelings
When we can even forgive this long distance
That precious of a night
Let’s give everything and hold each other stronger than usual
People say it’s a lonely love
But that’s not true; we’re this happy
This day ten years from now; let’s definitely be together
Forever, forever, always
Like the unchanging sky
The built-up distress turns into affection
From now on, from now on, always
I’ll smile for you…
This day ten years from now
Let’s hold hands at this place
Forver, forever, always
Underneath this unchanging sky
Let’s live through tomorrow; courage flutters down
From now on, from now on, always
Smile for me…
ring ring a holy night
I wish you a merry X'mas
ring ring a happy time
a merry X'mas to you
Happy Holidays, everyone! :D