Yes! It's a translation! Not a request on my project list, so I apologize for that.
But this is partly for
kansaiboys. Yes, folks. We're subbing Eito Rangers!
This is the prologue part before the actual Eito Rangers arrive on stage. The part with Yassan, Hina, and the balloons. I also need to do the Taiyou no Uta song after the skit, but I'm working on caps for that.
We are going to be subbing it, so if you want to wait for that, go right on ahead. But we don't know the exact release date yet (although we're hoping soon). So you can always read this translation and then watch the sub when it comes out?
But yes. Most of the talking is done by Yasuda, since he is the narrator. So if it doesn't say otherwise, assume it's Yassan.
Enjoy!
Yasuda: We’re going to go into a play segment now.
Well, it seems that a child has become lost, and there’s a guy who’s going undercover at a club in order to look for the child.
So I thought that I’d introduce this guy to you.
The guy’s name is Murakami Shingo. Also known as the stray detective, Maki Daisuke.
(Hina's Dance Segment)
Yasuda: Let’s see, it seems the undercover investigation is about to begin.
Going into the club… Starting off with the first person.
He’s showing his badge. Ah, it seems like he didn’t know anything.
(Wtf? Badge? Doesn’t he need a picture or something?)
Well, onto the second person.
He’s talking to the second person. Yeah, and he’s showing his badge. It seems he didn’t find anything out.
Don’t hit him! Detective!
Oh my…
Wow, there’s a beautiful woman.
(Yes, the balloons represent a woman. xD)
Well, it is an investigation. I’m sure you can talk to her. It’s all right, it’s all right. Come on, go.
You’re being shy!? Hurry up and go to her. It’s an investigation.
Right?
Eh, she’s talking to him. Oh, she’s calling him over. What’s happening?
Ah, it’s an investigation, it’s all right.
What, body touching?
Why?
Wait a… Ahhh!
The lights went out.
(Beeping sounds and rough breathing in the background)
Yasuda: I’m going to pretend I’m not seeing this.
Make sure everyone pretends you’re not seeing this. It might be that he won’t be able to do his best later because of this.
Kids: Help! Help! Give me back my candy! Stop! Help!
Yasuda: Aah! The candy!
You’re hugging too much!
You’re trying too hard, you.
Yes, wear the jacket, really.
Come on, the children, come on. They’re sulking, come on.
You’ve got to give their candy back to them. The heck, the candy’s huge!
Come on, go help them, like you're supposed to. Or you know, wasn't your original purpose the investigation?
Conduct your investigation properly, okay?
(Dance)
Murakami: I’ve finally found it. That’s their base.
(Goes into Eito Rangers skit)
Hope to get the sub out soon! :D