In which Big Sticks are really, really tasty and Richard rocks my world

[secondplatypus]

Three things:

1. My lips and tongue are a violent shade of neon orange-red from eating popsicles.

2. Richard Speight, Jr. is one of the most awesome people to ever awesome down the awesome-pike, as evidenced by one of the best commercials I've ever seen. Yeah, it's a remake, but the original didn't have Richard, so pfffft.3. All the amazing fic

Comments

[high_flyer87]

Richard is just one giant sexy-awesome pile of awesomesause. I want to keep him in my pocket.

[secondplatypus]

Oh, yes please!
That man has more charisma per square inch than anyone; he's so odd-looking, but so damned sexy.

[high_flyer87]

he's so odd-looking, but so damned sexy.

Right?! I mean seriously! Unconventional sexiness FTW!

[orbiting_saturn]

Richard is too cool. And so strangely attractive. But he looks JUST like my friend Matt, which is a little distracting. I mean, JUST LIKE HIM. Only Matt doesn't have hair.

Did you happen to see Open Water 2? He takes off his shirt and has a much better body than I was expecting. I love small, compact men. They're exactly what ridiculously short women like me need. He and Rob Benedict. Yesyesyes!

[secondplatypus]

Damn straight he is... and that sounds like it would be a serious distraction.

Ooooooh, I'd love to see him shirtless. The shape of his body in "Tall Tales" surprised me, and I'd love to see him all half nakedy.
I have two distinct types of men I tend to favor: the really tall and slender, and the about-my-height and compact/muscular/broad. Richard is about half an inch shorter than I am, which makes him deliciously wreckable. :)

[orbiting_saturn]

The movie was actually kind of boring. Rich taking his shirt off was really the high point for me.

I tend to prefer my tall guys slender and wiry, just like lovely Misha. Who is TALL as far are I'm concerned. Anything over 5'10 is considered mammoth. It's all about perception.

It would be pretty much impossible for me to find a guy shorter than me, unless I suddenly developed a midget kink. But I could probably get down with a girl who is shorter than me, ie: Mia Matsumiya style. :)

[secondplatypus]

Misha is type-transcendingly beautiful... his body is about as lovely as it gets, as far as I'm concerned.

Oh, Mia Matsumiya. *grins*
I like my girls short; my definition of short is like your definition of tall, since most women are shorter than I am, but I really tend to favor girls who are 5'3" and under. Two of the three women I've ever wanted to be in a relationship with were less than 5'1".

[half_vulcan]