Three things:
1. My lips and tongue are a violent shade of neon orange-red from eating popsicles.
2. Richard Speight, Jr. is one of the most awesome people to ever awesome down the awesome-pike,
as evidenced by one of the best commercials I've ever seen. Yeah, it's a remake, but the original didn't have Richard, so pfffft. 3. All the amazing fic on my friends list is getting in the way of me reading Starship Troopers and Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency and watching my massive queue of movies on Netflix. I would complain, but your collective writing is just too delicious.