Questions for Adi time #2!
1.) Hey dude. No hard feelings about …everything, right? We’re cool?
...What, about everything? I'm not even sure exactly what that encompasses, dude. Uh- you mean about you being a whiny bitch while we were searching for Kitty? Sure, man, whatever. You mean about you becoming Rain man for a few months and making it so Kitty locked herself away from the world? Obviously that's not your fault. I dunno what the hell you're talking about, man, but I am not going to straight up let you off the hook for everything when I don't even know what the hell you mean.
2.) How are things in the girl department since Calista?
Oh, y'know. Busy. Demon ladies can't get enough of me. And the occasional human lady, if I feel like playing the bar scene.
3.) How do you think you would’ve turned out as a human, if you hadn’t become a demon?
You didn't get to meet Calvin, right? I think I woulda turned out okay. Been a professional sports reporter or something, probably. Maybe not half as awesome as I am now, though. I mean- there's something about super powers that inherently kicks ass.
4.) What’s it like to fly?
A lot less carefree than people usually picture it, but also- totally hard core. Problem with it, though, is that you get claustrophobic a lot more easily, because you feel like you can't move freely even in rooms that are pretty big, just because you couldn't fly around them.
5.) …so, what’s it like, knowing that the girl that you were sleeping with was ultimately responsible for kidnapping a girl that you call a friend?
Pretty shitty, thanks for asking. And the fact that she then like- committed suicide to save Kitty's life kind of simultaneously made it better and worse. So I don't even know what to think about it. I feel screwed over. But I also feel like I owe her. ...And I got one friend back at the cost of my other friend, so I feel kinda- fucked. Like I was going to come out losing no matter what. And it kills that nobody even wants to talk about Houdini because you all fucking hate her. And I don't blame you. And most people would probably be like: “Well her ghost is hanging around now anyway so what's the fucking difference” but it's all screwed up because she's still dead, technically, and I'm fucking younger than all of you sons of bitches, I've never lost anybody before, and I don't know how to fucking handle it, and- I'm going to just stop writing now.