Questions for Dama
1.) How are you enjoying my leftovers? If you’re interested, I’ve got another little …tart…I’m almost finished with that I could send down to you.
No, thank you, I have far too many guests taking up space as it is. And Sarkany are just too much trouble.
2.) So you’re a complete and abysmal failure…oh wait, that’s not a question! The written word is entirely unsatisfactory for expressing emotion, so you’ll just have to imagine me laughing my *ss off the entire time I write these. Sonya says hi. And she wants to know if you have any interest in making a trade for Loire. We’ve got a lovely collar and cage set for her. We’ll even take the mutt off your hands (and Valoria, for that matter) but we’re more likely to just eat him.
...I'm really glad you're entertained by your own antics, Hades. It makes it slightly less pathetic that way.
3.) Word has it that your little palace is getting kind of crowded. Why don’t you put a leash on Aisling and come vacation with me and the Queen in the tropics? We’ll crash a resort, have our pick of the humans, start a war or two. And invite Solaris, if you’re in (don‘t worry, you won‘t have to spend time with her).
No. I'd sooner just kick my guests out. But thanks for your kind offer.
4.) I’m planning on disposing of Mars and making the next version a little less annoying. Any suggestions?
Maybe don't try to design his physical characteristics after a mosquito. Super-speed and mouthy. Brillant fucking idea. And let me help. He's a thorn in my side.
5.) Nothing comes to mind at the moment, but for future reference, what does a favor go for these days in demon world?
You're asking what you could do for me in order for me to owe you a favour? ...I really don't have anything that needs doing at the moment, Hades- ask me when you need it.