Fic: Six Times Bobby Drake Helped with the X-Men's Taxes

[second_batgirl]

Title: Six Times Bobby Drake Helped with the X-Men's Taxes
Rating: PGish
Disclaimer: If I owned Marvel, Jubilee would have her powers back
Characters: Bobby Drake, Gen
Word count: ~650
Summary: Six Times Bobby Drake Helped with the X-Men's Taxes
Notes: many thanks to harmonyangel for the beta and wizefics for all the encouragement. Any remaining mistakes are my own

Comments

[harmonyangel]

Yay, you posted! This is awesome and hilarious and I feel bad for poor Bobby.

And this made me hope that Cable tries to claim Deadpool as a dependent.

[likeadeuce]

I feel like Cable routinely declares himself to be his own sovereign country and hence tax-exempt.

[second_batgirl]

Alternately, Irene gets stuck doing his taxes. And Wade's. (Not that Wade actually keeps track of anything, but somehow Irene gets conned into doing it anyway.)

[likeadeuce]

Oh yes, Irene actually DOES the taxes. Every year. Cable just doesn't realize it.

[second_batgirl]

Bobby needs hugs! Clearly, there should be more fic about him. *cough*

I really hope Cable does. Actually, I'm terrified of what WADE puts down. You know, assuming he even files taxes.

[harmonyangel]

I think he just write CHIMICHANGA in big letters across the tax forms, and then doodles rainbows and decapitations over the rest of it.

[second_batgirl]

That is BRILLIANT and totally true.