Giant Rose Bushes from Outer Space

[seaweed_head]

Aw, man, what is it with these freaking dreams? Did the Chem lab drug the water, or what? I been laughing at everyone. I mean…teddy bears with teeth? HAVING babies? Dudes, last time I checked, you’re all guys. Get real.

But this one dream I been having. It definitely falls under the weird category. So here’s your chance to laugh back.

Starts out

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[willowy_renji]

First, Akaya, "ginormous" is not a word. Seriously, that's the language teacher in me coming out

And yes, that was a rather interesting dream.

[seaweed_head]

It was weird!

You probably haven't had an English class lately. It's a requirement for my major. Still sucks, but they make us buy dictionaries all the time. You can find it in:

Merriam Webster

See? They just added it.

Oxford English Dictionary

XD I only know 'cause I had to prove that to my prof. Good thing, too. He was gonna fail me. And leave me alone about "gonna."

[willowy_renji]

No, I've rarely had much use for English lately, except when dealing with Sengoku-kun's little team. Next semester I'm considering English literature, though.

Oddly enough "gonna" doesn't bother me as much "ginormous". The latter just sounds very awkward and it just doesn't sound very professional.

[seaweed_head]

Gotchya, senpai Yanagi! Doesn't happen that often. Sounds freaking fine to me. Who'd have fucking thought I'd have to study English to be successful. You should have made me pay attention more.

Gotta keep up with the times. My field's very current, and I have to be know how people are talking to make my dialog realistic. It's a ginormous responsibility! Hah!

[willowy_renji]

No, it doesn't. You did back up your claim, and I'm rather proud of you for that.

Yes, I know I need to stay current, even in education. Sometimes what I learn today doesn't apply tomorrow.

[seaweed_head]

Heh. Well don't give me too much credit. Like I said, I had to prove it to a prof before. Guess that taught me something, though.

Yeah. Techie field's bad about that, too. Just about the time I know how to code something flawlessly, along comes a new language. I'm not even interested in that side of things, but I still gotta know it.