Giant Rose Bushes from Outer Space
Aw, man, what is it with these freaking dreams? Did the Chem lab drug the water, or what? I been laughing at everyone. I mean…teddy bears with teeth? HAVING babies? Dudes, last time I checked, you’re all guys. Get real.
But this one dream I been having. It definitely falls under the weird category. So here’s your chance to laugh back.
Starts out cool enough. Like, I’m flying-swoosh-through the air. Up and down and over clouds and through flocks of birds and shit. Only it’d be cooler if I had giant bat wings or something like that, right? Nah, I’m flying like Superman, only I don’t got no cape and my hands aren’t in front of me, but against my sides.
So, anyway, I land, right? And there’s this huge bonfire. I mean, ginormous! And all these people are there-including this giant smile thing-I think it was the Cheshire Cat-and some tall guy I think is an alien. He's green, anyway. But, like, they’re giants! And they keep pushing and threatening to step on me. And then someone pushes me and I fall into the bonfire and I’m burning-hah! Sound like that weirdo from Seigaku! Remember him?-Anyway, I’m on fire and shit and I stumble out the other side into garden. There’s all these vegetables and plants there and they’re all talking at me telling me what I should do. And I keep trying to pick them, but every time I get close they shrivel up and die. Eep! Yeah, they make these sick little sad noises like I killed them or something. And, finally, the garden disappears and I’m surrounded by giant rose bushes-what’s with all the giants?-I mean, 20-meters tall or something. All red and pretty, but they smell funny, sort of like rotting meat-and they’re talking to me, too. And I think they’re pretty and I go to pick one of them and wham! They whip around their branches and stab me with their thorns and I stumble back into more of them and they’re all beating at me and stabbing me and I’m bleeding and blood is on the ground and pooling around me and then, well, yeah. I wake up.
Weird, huh?