The Fish Legacy 1.4
hi everyone! just wanted to say thanks again for taking the time to read my dumb legacy haha. i'm actually enjoying it a whole lot. the simming community has always been a comfortable/fun place to hang out in. and good news is i just finished up w/ my classes at college, so i'm officially on summer break!! bad news is, my copy of seasons just shipped today (when i ordered it last sunday thanks amazon), so seasons shenanigans probably won't be happening until gen two! wow bless anyone who actually read this. now onto the chapter!
last time: everyone grew up basically. the title card is a spoiler for the chapter BUT I HAD TO USE IT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
the kids are all going to school now! but for some reason booker was forced into the back seat.
booker: yo someone left some gum on the window sill. do you guys want any?
i took a random picture of this old lady at the fire station
gloria: pimpin ain't easy
atlas wanted to sign up for an after school club, so he joined the newspaper club. i like to imagine they meet in the school basement and talk about their plans for schoolwide domination.
cheryl wished to set a booby trap
in her brother's bathroom
cheryl: mwahahahaha this is for leaving your dirty boxers in my bedroom you assholes
the face of evil
though i really don't think cheryl should be messing with atlas. he's basically a psycho.
atlas: hey cher, if i set the table on fire do you think mom would notice?
cheryl:
where did you come from damn boy
(i'm the worst at taking pictures/pacing/transitions)
booker aged up! i didn't get him a cake because the fridge is stuffed full of it atm.
anyway, he rolled party animal. he's just like every boy i went to high school with.
but i love him anyway *pets*
once again cheryl couldn't give less of a shit
cheryl: birthdays are for peasants
i can only imagine who atlas and booker will take to prom jfc
fresh 2 death
booker: shit man i am beautiful
booker will probably just go to prom with himself
and atlas may have found a dame who'll put up with his bullshit
atlas: i'm real sorry about setting off firecrackers in the newspaper club room, maggie. will you please forgive me?
maggie: as president, i must be diplomatic and forgive you. but to make up for it you have to be my slave for life.
sylvie: *snuggle snuggle*
i really love them okay ;A;
cheryl: can someone explain why i am awake at one in the freakin' morning. no, honestly, i'd like to know.
bruce: don't worry, princess! daddy will save you!
cheryl: do i have to cut a bitch or what?
bruce: stay away from my family *papa wolf mode*
cheryl: *DOES NOT GIVE ANY FUCKS WHATSOEVER*
i'm pretty cheryl is the most blase sim i've ever had. she has the excitable trait too.
booker: *snore* i am the best *snore snore*
scratch that. this kid is the worst in an emergency.
at this point i should mention oriole (bruce's ex) is in the criminal career. so i have to assume she's the one sending all of these burglars over here. at least this one was dressed like a burglar, i guess.
sylvie also did her part
sylvie: haha what a loser
in between all of that, tiger lily grew into an elder
tiger lily: this hot dog doesn't taste like a hot dog at all >:|
atlas: why does it feel like my hair is the color of a florescent banana?
that's because it IS the color of a florescent banana
atlas: LE GASP
atlas: MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR NO
at least your sideburns are perfectly intact
atlas: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYLLLLL
*RAAAAAAAAAGE*
meanwhile
booker: ladies
okay you need to stop right now
sylvie maxed her riding skill when i wasn't paying attention. 1/2 of her ltw down! i really don't think she'll do the other half though.
also sylvie is now one of the greatest horsewomen alive.
speaking of ltws...
bruce is actually doing his job for once. usually i get notifications telling me he missed the fires. way to go, bruce.
atlas: so, maggie... i know i shouldn't be asking you this since i'm your underling, but would you maybe want to go to prom with me?
maggie: atlas, you're like the weirdest kid in school.
of couse i'll go with you!
maggie: if you don't i will crush your soul
also i can totally picture atlas asking a girl to prom, going PSSSSSYCH, and moonwalking away
ever since she turned into an adult, sylvie refuses to change into her everyday outfit. she just goes outside and rides her horse in pajamas.
and i love it.
sylvie: *does not care that she's not wearing pants*
oh christ
doing your homework shirtless is super rebellious
atlas: maggie maggie maggie how are you? what are you doing? are you still going to prom with me? did you forget?
maggie: calm your tits, fish
he's so happy talking to maggie on the phone ♥♥
cheryl: madam stop photo bombing me
so then i scrolled into the house and found this going on
bruce: BOOKER WHY CAN'T YOU WEAR A SHIRT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS FAMILY? FOR CHRIST'S SAKE CHERYL IS JUST A CHILD
booker: yo man mom is outside without any pants on
bruce: THAT'S DIFFERENT
booker: why doesn't anyone respect my rock hard abs ;A;
bruce: YOU'RE GROUNDED YOUNG MAN *turns into the undertaker*
i really have no idea how this happened
cheryl: RAWR I'M DAD EVERYONE MUST WEAR SHIRTS OR ELSE
sylvie: oh hi there! you must be the harpy... i mean wonderful young woman who is taking my baby to prom.
maggie: uh yeah. nice to meet you mrs. fish.
sylvie: if you hurt him i will personally hunt you down and shove my slipper up your ass
i couldn't get a picture of book, but it's okay. he was wearing his athletic wear anyway.
♥♥
NOW IT'S TIME FOR PROM NOTIFICATIONS
who the fuq is this girl/boy. i need to have a word with them.
i am not surprised actually?
you weren't even wearing a tux, dumbass
he also got in a fight, but i didn't take a capture of that.
(speaking of captures, what do you guys use to take pictures of the notifications?)
i kind of love how she kissed him yee ♥♥
AHHHHHHH MY LITTLE BABY IS ALL GROWN UP ;A;
i'm sad i didn't get a picture of their first kiss though
here we go
booker: hey bro did you just see that notification pop up? we should totally throw a rager.
atlas: i don't know, book. mom and dad expect us to be responsible and look after cheryl while their gone.
atlas: lol who am i kidding let's do it
cheryl:
teen parties are good for scoping out all the hot babes in the neighborhood
hi mia! nice cravat
join the club sister
atlas: i had a really good time at prom, maggie.
maggie: yeah me too. i've never seen anyone over the age of twelve do the chicken dance before.
cuties
atlas: i kissed a girl (twice) :D :D :D :D
maggie: ooh is that pizza?
she came back later
maggie: psst that pizza was super delicious
*AGGRESSIVELY PETS SCREEN*
aw he looks so smitten
booker: hey lil mama i can count your nose hairs from down here. one.. two..
mia: can you not
maggie: oh god i'm surrounded by idiots
mia spent most of the party CRYING
booker like them vulnerable ladies i guess
YES BUT AT WHAT COST
sylvie WOULD NOT come home for vacation so i had to reset everything and UFHHGHHGHG
no more vacations EVER
i hope you're happy this is your fault
sylvie: *derp*
rare family photo
i missed it, but sylvie did a FRONT FLIP and fell on her ass.
sylvie: oooowww my butt :c
serves you right
all cause she wanted to go fishing
someone is paying attention to tiger lily omg
later was cheryl's birthday party
cheryl: DEEEERP
timmy (oriole's kid??): omg she's beautiful
timmy: my queen *bows*
i love this kid holy shit why is cheryl aging up ;A;
cheryl: time to be hot
aw they're so excited
mia: uh shouldn't we be in the back with the rest of your family? this is your sister's birthday party after all
booker: baby you're all that matters tonight
mia: okay i guess?
cheryl: MOON PRISM POWER
cheryl: am i beautiful?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
yes you are ^^ she looks like sylvie haha
also she rolled eco-friendly
watch out maggie now you have two crazy fish broads after you
next time:
+still don't have seasons
+kids grow up ;A;
+booker and cheryl try (and fail) to find love
+TRAGEDY
+an heir poll definitely
thanks for reading :D