059: In Which Paranoia Paranoia Everybody's Trying to Get Me [locked from Cronus, in theory]

[search2destroy]

So Cronus is the Apartment Manager. And nobody has taken initiative on doing something about him. Disappointing to say the least, really. I'm in L.A. holed up in my hotel room[deleted] to cover the VMAs at present, and if nobody's grown a pair by then I'll have to do it myself

Comments

[threeheadeddog]

i have a stalker too its weird

bite them it makes them go away

[search2destroy]

I'm going to pass on the biting.

[threeheadeddog]

i can bite them for you

[search2destroy]

Are you in California? Because if you're not, you can't.

[sunshnesongster]

Nobody including you, baby doll~

[search2destroy]

I've been on the opposite coast for days now, sweetheart, hence the part where I noted that if nothing's done by the time I get back I'll do it myself.

[sunshnesongster]

Excuses, Excuses.

[search2destroy]

Yes, I'll just call in an orbital strike on the complex.

... that wouldn't be the worst idea, actually.

[amicablespirit]

VMAs? What a fantastic opportunity, dear! Do have fun! ♥

[search2destroy]

I'll try, at least. Maybe if I could snare an exclusive pre-show interview with Snoop Dogg there'd be something to calm me down there.

[amicablespirit]

A-ha~ From what I know about him, I'm sure he'd have something relaxing with him, and I'm sure he'd love to share. ♥

[search2destroy]

... that was the implication, yes.

[dorightorelse]

Do you need assistance?

[search2destroy]

On which half of the post?

[dorightorelse]

Cronus or the stalker issue.

GUESS WHO REPLIED TO THE WRONG COMMENT

[search2destroy]

The former.