059: In Which Paranoia Paranoia Everybody's Trying to Get Me [locked from Cronus, in theory]

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So Cronus is the Apartment Manager. And nobody has taken initiative on doing something about him. Disappointing to say the least, really. I'm in L.A. holed up in my hotel room[deleted] to cover the VMAs at present, and if nobody's grown a pair by then I'll have to do it myself.

Additionally, I know I'm becoming kind of a big deal as far as entertainment journalism goes, but I really didn't think I merited stalkers of all things. Seriously, I am not letting some creeps ruin a trip to the West Coast for me.