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Good evening, sheep.
Long time since my last real update! So here's a quick rundown...
- The western half of my house was flooded. All the rooms that were flooded had the carpet/tile ripped off them, which included my room. I've been living on a concrete floor for about a month now. If they added some bars to the windows, it would almost feel like prison!
- Gained about 8 pounds of SOLID ROCK MUSCLE. Just wait till the summer ladies, Sean and I will be available for 24/7 body caressing out on the beach. Please bring some body lotion when you arrive, I would prefer any of the lotions from this page: http://www.dreamingearth.com/ushop/index.cgi?=&task=show&cat=LOTIONS
While waiting in line behind all the other women looking to rub on our massiveness, feel free to walk up and hand feed us grapes or use the fans by our hammocks to cool us down.
- Front right tire of car exploded. My tire had been in pretty shitty condition for a while and the people at Sears wouldn't switch it out for free, so I had been riding out like a straight up gangsta with a half inflated tire for a good two months now. It finally had enough and totally deflated this morning. I think it's about time I put some 40 inch wheels on that bitch and rule this city with an iron fist of destruction.
- Started going to this thing called Revolver every other Friday or so. It's pretty fun, they mostly play music from those "The" bands, like The White Stripes, The Vines, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Franz Ferdinands. Well it's really just Franz Ferdinand, but they definitely sound like they should have a "The" in their name. All sorts of people head out there, it's interesting to watch them all interact. Especially the hot lesbians in school girl outfits.
- Fall semester ended. I did pretty well, finally got Chemistry out of the way. After next semester I'll never have to worry about math or science ever again, so if the right side of my brain plays it's cards right, it could have the rest of my life off! That's right buddy, one more semester and you're free to go!
- Paul came back from the army. Has anyone ever seen that episode of The Simpsons where they find out Principal Skinner isn't the real Principal Skinner? Turns out the real Skinner went into the army and was taken prisoner, but the army thinks he has died, and they send this other guy to tell Skinner's mom, but the guy can't bear to tell her, so he just pretends to be Skinner instead. I think that's what has happend to Paul, he was replaced by some guy who just likes to sell out a lot and be not-Paul. Hopefully the real Paul will return soon enough!
- A family member approached me the other day about starting up our own TV station that we would lend out to different colleges to play on their campuses. He already has people ready to go out where he goes to school and at some other universities. Being a broadcast journalism major, I told him I was down for it. So I need some writers and some TV personalities, as well as some people that are good with a video camera. If you want to join in, let me know.
So is Christmas as boring for everyone else as it is for me? I guess Christmas won't feel Christmas'y again until I have my own kids and I get to run around a mall packed with agitated spawns of Satan trying to get their own Christmas shopping done. I'm getting an iPod, and I also wanted to get Metal Gear Solid 3, but I totally fergot to tell anybody, so I guess there goes that =( Maybe Santa Claus will come through in the clutch?
I was going to end this entry with the lyrics of that song Kip sings during the wedding scene in Napoleon Dynamite, but I can't find them anywhere. So go buy the DVD and watch it instead. That is a direct order, sheep.
- Focker out.
Long time since my last real update! So here's a quick rundown...
- The western half of my house was flooded. All the rooms that were flooded had the carpet/tile ripped off them, which included my room. I've been living on a concrete floor for about a month now. If they added some bars to the windows, it would almost feel like prison!
- Gained about 8 pounds of SOLID ROCK MUSCLE. Just wait till the summer ladies, Sean and I will be available for 24/7 body caressing out on the beach. Please bring some body lotion when you arrive, I would prefer any of the lotions from this page: http://www.dreamingearth.com/ushop/index.cgi?=&task=show&cat=LOTIONS
While waiting in line behind all the other women looking to rub on our massiveness, feel free to walk up and hand feed us grapes or use the fans by our hammocks to cool us down.
- Front right tire of car exploded. My tire had been in pretty shitty condition for a while and the people at Sears wouldn't switch it out for free, so I had been riding out like a straight up gangsta with a half inflated tire for a good two months now. It finally had enough and totally deflated this morning. I think it's about time I put some 40 inch wheels on that bitch and rule this city with an iron fist of destruction.
- Started going to this thing called Revolver every other Friday or so. It's pretty fun, they mostly play music from those "The" bands, like The White Stripes, The Vines, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Franz Ferdinands. Well it's really just Franz Ferdinand, but they definitely sound like they should have a "The" in their name. All sorts of people head out there, it's interesting to watch them all interact. Especially the hot lesbians in school girl outfits.
- Fall semester ended. I did pretty well, finally got Chemistry out of the way. After next semester I'll never have to worry about math or science ever again, so if the right side of my brain plays it's cards right, it could have the rest of my life off! That's right buddy, one more semester and you're free to go!
- Paul came back from the army. Has anyone ever seen that episode of The Simpsons where they find out Principal Skinner isn't the real Principal Skinner? Turns out the real Skinner went into the army and was taken prisoner, but the army thinks he has died, and they send this other guy to tell Skinner's mom, but the guy can't bear to tell her, so he just pretends to be Skinner instead. I think that's what has happend to Paul, he was replaced by some guy who just likes to sell out a lot and be not-Paul. Hopefully the real Paul will return soon enough!
- A family member approached me the other day about starting up our own TV station that we would lend out to different colleges to play on their campuses. He already has people ready to go out where he goes to school and at some other universities. Being a broadcast journalism major, I told him I was down for it. So I need some writers and some TV personalities, as well as some people that are good with a video camera. If you want to join in, let me know.
So is Christmas as boring for everyone else as it is for me? I guess Christmas won't feel Christmas'y again until I have my own kids and I get to run around a mall packed with agitated spawns of Satan trying to get their own Christmas shopping done. I'm getting an iPod, and I also wanted to get Metal Gear Solid 3, but I totally fergot to tell anybody, so I guess there goes that =( Maybe Santa Claus will come through in the clutch?
I was going to end this entry with the lyrics of that song Kip sings during the wedding scene in Napoleon Dynamite, but I can't find them anywhere. So go buy the DVD and watch it instead. That is a direct order, sheep.
- Focker out.