Cold Pizza
When Jeremy went to work yesterday, he left me with his dog and a liquor cabinet.
I don't drink often, butI was miserable yesterday.
I was so fucking lonely and I felt like shit, so I took a few shots of Irish whiskey.
Things were a little better.
I ordered a pizza online, do you realize how fucking awesome that is?
I say "fuck" a lot.
When Jeremy got back from work, he informed me he was leaving again to go party.
I had one episode left on the first season of entourage when someone started banging on my door.
Enter Jeremy's current female plus her friend stage right.
Suzanne- "I can't believe he left you here by yourself, what an asshole"
Me- "meh, I'm okay, I have pizza and TV."
Suzanne- "Look here, I'm taking you over to my place and me, you, and Cherie are gonna get fucked up, okay?"
So we did.
We watched Requiem for a Dream.
We flooded the bathroom.
We laughed.
It was great.
I love Suzanne, I hope Jeremy marries her.
She's this kickass girl from Madrid.
She's NOT snobby.
She treats me like a human.
I like that.
So Jeremy came over to her place at 3am, extremely drunk, and we got in a pillow fight. He walked me back here and then he went back to Suzanne's for the night.
I passed out on the couch.
I just woke up.
Man, I want some effin pizza.
I don't drink often, butI was miserable yesterday.
I was so fucking lonely and I felt like shit, so I took a few shots of Irish whiskey.
Things were a little better.
I ordered a pizza online, do you realize how fucking awesome that is?
I say "fuck" a lot.
When Jeremy got back from work, he informed me he was leaving again to go party.
I had one episode left on the first season of entourage when someone started banging on my door.
Enter Jeremy's current female plus her friend stage right.
Suzanne- "I can't believe he left you here by yourself, what an asshole"
Me- "meh, I'm okay, I have pizza and TV."
Suzanne- "Look here, I'm taking you over to my place and me, you, and Cherie are gonna get fucked up, okay?"
So we did.
We watched Requiem for a Dream.
We flooded the bathroom.
We laughed.
It was great.
I love Suzanne, I hope Jeremy marries her.
She's this kickass girl from Madrid.
She's NOT snobby.
She treats me like a human.
I like that.
So Jeremy came over to her place at 3am, extremely drunk, and we got in a pillow fight. He walked me back here and then he went back to Suzanne's for the night.
I passed out on the couch.
I just woke up.
Man, I want some effin pizza.