I’m not gay I swear.
I just play one on tv.
Hardest acting job I’ve ever done.
Sarcasm is my best friend. That and Deb. She wants me. She has been trying to get in my pants since day one.
I figured I’d give this another try. That is it for my big gay comeback. I’m not as great as Cher and Madonna. I’m working on it.

( You know what this is. )

( Bye )

Prker is gone again? *pouts*
And around christmas time?

EDIT:
Nope she just moved. Scared me pretty badly though.

Thanks Meg.. I love you even more.

So yesterday I went shopping for most of you. Heather helped me pick out great stuff. She's so good at things like that. It was just like the old times. Running around and dropping ice on people and all that fun stuff. I showed her Carlo, my sexy Banana Republic boy, she tried to play a few tricks on him. Asking him things like if the leather shoes ( Read more... )

I am baking holiday cookie for everyone. It's my excuse to visit all my lovely ladies, and men ( Read more... )

GO CHER ( Read more... )

Christmas time.... Ahh presents ( Read more... )

I know i dont update much but i wanted to let everyone know about Martin and Lewis on tonight on CBS at 9. Which is now I know but its a good one and I thought i should promote.
luv ya bunches.

MEG!!!! Happpy birthday to You.
It is the most exciting day of the year.

Hmm. How is everyone doing on this fine occation? Well I am just peachy.
Heather I think we should go bowling with Nic. What do you think? I say yes.

I haven't the time to write much tonight. I must make tacos and as most of you know I am no good in the kitchen.

Work ( Read more... )