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Top Ten Things to do when I Take Over the World:
10. Add a Post lunch nap break into the work schedule
9. Amend the driving regulations (this will be a separate post)
8. Require stupid people to live on a preserve and register before breeding
7. Eliminate professional sports and divert the money to ANYTHING ELSE BECAUSE THEY ARE SUCH A WASTE
6. Get a new TV (why not)
5. Drag former professional athletes out of their cars in the street and beat them with sticks for draining the dignity out of our society
4. Augment the military with special 'country music' unit that will break the spirit of the enemy through horrid music
3. Sleep in
2. Invent Chicken Fried Steak Pie
1. Eat Chicken Fried Steak Pie
Now, I expect to get some flack about the sports thing, but come on, they have no redeeming value. I see as much team spirit and cooperation from rabid dogs fighting over food scraps. While peeing on each other. It's that bad. I get to see people runaround and try to defeat each other in arbitrary and meaningless tasks 40+ hours a week, I don't need to watch it for fun. College sports, though, are a different story...
10. Add a Post lunch nap break into the work schedule
9. Amend the driving regulations (this will be a separate post)
8. Require stupid people to live on a preserve and register before breeding
7. Eliminate professional sports and divert the money to ANYTHING ELSE BECAUSE THEY ARE SUCH A WASTE
6. Get a new TV (why not)
5. Drag former professional athletes out of their cars in the street and beat them with sticks for draining the dignity out of our society
4. Augment the military with special 'country music' unit that will break the spirit of the enemy through horrid music
3. Sleep in
2. Invent Chicken Fried Steak Pie
1. Eat Chicken Fried Steak Pie
Now, I expect to get some flack about the sports thing, but come on, they have no redeeming value. I see as much team spirit and cooperation from rabid dogs fighting over food scraps. While peeing on each other. It's that bad. I get to see people runaround and try to defeat each other in arbitrary and meaningless tasks 40+ hours a week, I don't need to watch it for fun. College sports, though, are a different story...