How Nature Says 'Revoke License'

[seal_clubber]

Heading up my List Of Things You Don't Want Hear From Your Taxi Driver:

1. "I'm going to make sure you hear every song on this Abba CD before this trip is over."
   
   
2. "Another successful right-hand lane change! We're on a lucky streak!"
   
   
3. "Here, play this tamborine."
   
   
4. "I'm not really crazy."

Nevertheless, I heard every one of the above on our taxi ride

Comments

[im_a_honky]

I think I'd have a heart attack! Even though once, when I was in Chicago, this taxi driver almost ran us into a jersey wall trying to merge into traffic.

Glad you're still alive!

[seal_clubber]

As are we. We feel like Soop-poo-pah Troo-poo-pahs, let me tell you.

[mrs_clubber]

It was also very helpful when you suggested that *I* play the tamborine in the backseat. But maybe that was just a clever plot to try to get it away from him.

Thank God we're still alive.

Mrs Clubber

[wraithgirl]

Love the icon!

We, too, are glad you are still alive.

How was the Blue Man group? Worth seeing (assuming we take the subway to get there)?

Re: Mrs Clubber

[seal_clubber]

Yes, fully worth seeing. I can't really tell you anything about the show without giving away some aspect of surprise, but I give it two thumbs up.

Re: Mrs Clubber

[mrs_clubber]

Thanks, Mr. Clubber was kind enough to make me my icon. :-)

The Blue Man Group was awesome, my parents really enjoyed it as well. It's not far from the subway at all.

[ichae]

Glad to hear you make it ok! "When I die I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming like his passengers."

Your list reminds me of one I once made:

People you never want to hear say "Oops!"
1. The magician who just took your $50 bill for his "fake rip up the money" trick.
2. The blackjack dealer just as you hit a lucky streak
3. The surgeon just before you black out.
4. Your partner on the bomb squad.

[seal_clubber]

Yeah, those are good rules-of-thumb as well (particularly that last one).

And, welcome to mah livejournal. :-)