A Connections Horror Story (is there any other kind?)
We're leaving Connections and my mates want to go to the toilet first. So I head downstairs to wait for them. I go over to the cafe and get myself a small wedges and then sit down on one of the tables to wait. I then notice that a guy who has been dancing like he was on drugs on a podium earlier is sitting near me. He turns towards me and says...
Guy: Are you gay?
Me: (with a sideways glance, but not looking at him) Yes.
Guy: Can I suck your dick?
Me: (VERY firmly and looking straight ahead) NO!
Guy: Why not?
Me: (ignores him)
Guy: (louder) Why not?
Me: Cause I'm not into that.
Guy: Okay.
At this point I basically wanted to call my mates and yell, "Get down here, we have to go right NOW!" It was just plain awful. Gross. I had to sit there for about five minutes waiting for them to come down. Ewwwww.
Guy: Are you gay?
Me: (with a sideways glance, but not looking at him) Yes.
Guy: Can I suck your dick?
Me: (VERY firmly and looking straight ahead) NO!
Guy: Why not?
Me: (ignores him)
Guy: (louder) Why not?
Me: Cause I'm not into that.
Guy: Okay.
At this point I basically wanted to call my mates and yell, "Get down here, we have to go right NOW!" It was just plain awful. Gross. I had to sit there for about five minutes waiting for them to come down. Ewwwww.