Next on Persuaders! watching: "Nuisance Value"
We open on Spain!
Including establishing location shots, flamenco dancers, and music. Nice.
This guy's hair is TRAGIC.
Uh-oh, someone's having an affair.
Or...not? Nope, that's her mom, I guess.
"And you can hang those up!" Sheesh.
It's Danny! Hi Danny!
Awwwww no they just want to kidnap and ransom her? BOOO.
CREDITS
And there's Brett, of course. Can't have Danny in Spain without Brett. <3
"You look terrific. You look wonderful." What do you want, Danny? Hee.
"I want a long soak" *EYEBALL EYEBALL* Wow, this is a surprisingly homoerotic scene, even for this show.
"I don't need to dress to go to bed." OIC.
Ahahaha "what's yours like?" "She's ok, but yours!"
Danny: eternally trying to set up threesomes/moresomes with Brett. Just tell him you love him and be done with it, Danny! Subtle isn't working!
Seriously though - what did Danny tell Brett to get him to drive there straight through the night? Because the ladies were obviously a surprise to Brett. I AM SO CURIOUS ABOUT THIS.
Danny to the rescue!
I am really confused about these ladies' relationship. And what's happening. Possibly I am not paying enough attention to the plot.
"Danny will bring her back." That is an unexpected amount of confidence in Danny's abilities, Brett!
I really like Danny's car; too bad Brett normally does all the driving.
Wow, I have really mixed feelings about Danny's jacket. That black zipper looks like a piece of electrical tape, but the cut of the jacket is nice.
Ahahah finger gun hold-up! ILU, Danny.
"Where'd you come from?" "Same place as THIS!" Totally using THAT sometime in the near future!
"Not you, you punch too hard." The one-liners on this show are CLASSIC.
Brett's like OH NO YOU DIDN'T ACCUSE DANNY. DON'T MAKE ME DEMAND THIS BE SETTLED WITH FISTICUFFS.
Danny lost a great deal of money in a recent business transaction? IIIIINTERESTING. I love that Danny continues to be a businessman.
Ransom note on Danny's car!
$500k - sounds like much less now (RELATIVELY SPEAKING), doesn't it?
Bad hair guy is making breakfast? Danny'll eat it. Danny don't give a crap.
Brett, that suit is EXCELLENT. WOW.
I love how it's become a show about Danny getting into shenanigans in increasingly ridiculous ways, and Brett doing the calm, adult coordination work to get him free again.
"I'm sure it didn't escape your checkout that I am a close friend of Danny Wilde." alskdjflaskdjflaskdjflaksdjflaskdjflaskjdflaksjdfasdf
The license plate on Brett's car is "BS 1." Of course it is.
Heeeeeeee omg Danny's TRAP and Brett's WEIRD VOICE. I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH.
Ah she IS in on the kidnapping. I wondered.
And now Danny's making food.
Can I just - look, clearly Danny wasn't REALLY going to set him and Brett up on double-dates with Lisa and Mary. So the message he sent Brett had to be something else. I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT.
aslkjdflasjdfksjdf it involved his friend Daniel - BIG MISTAKE.
Ahahaha only Brett and Danny got food.
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE EPISODE.
*dying* omg you go, Lisa!
Woah, I honestly thought Danny was going to kiss Brett's cheek there for a second with that "I love it, I love it, you're a smart guy."
Danny BIT HER? oh my GOD they are TERRIBLE at this. *laughing and laughing*
She blamed Danny! GOOD THINKING, LISA.
So Mary is...her...nanny? I guess? Keeper?
Lisa, I hope you have a very happy life with Michel! You've earned it!
Why is this one henchman German? It's so random.
"It broke."
I am really having trouble dealing with how many feelings they're giving me in this episode. This is what I get for letting my inoculation against them lapse by waiting several days between episodes. My heart is TOO FULL.
Oh no, was he double-crossing her the whole time?!? BOOOO. TAKE YOUR TERRIBLE HAIR AND GO, CREEP.
Brett choosing the other border crossing. *snerk*
He's totally planning on rolling around in that money in bed later.
MARY. GASP!!!!
"It couldn't be him, he's far too stupid." Word, Brett.
They just want him to be a better father! Awwwwwww!
Ahahahah Danny getting married to someone not Brett? PSHAW. AND VICE VERSA. BOYS. SO CLEARLY A COUPLE IN THIS EPISODE. LOOK AT THEM DRIVING AWAY TOGETHER IN THEIR CARS. OH MY GOD I CANNOT DEAL.
Episode Summary
Michel's hair: F-
Michel in general: F---
Comedy: A++
Danny's jacket: B-
Brett's suit: A+
Random German guy: D+
Lisa: A-
Overall episode rating: A++++++++++++++++++ NEW FAVORITE EPISODE
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Including establishing location shots, flamenco dancers, and music. Nice.
This guy's hair is TRAGIC.
Uh-oh, someone's having an affair.
Or...not? Nope, that's her mom, I guess.
"And you can hang those up!" Sheesh.
It's Danny! Hi Danny!
Awwwww no they just want to kidnap and ransom her? BOOO.
CREDITS
And there's Brett, of course. Can't have Danny in Spain without Brett. <3
"You look terrific. You look wonderful." What do you want, Danny? Hee.
"I want a long soak" *EYEBALL EYEBALL* Wow, this is a surprisingly homoerotic scene, even for this show.
"I don't need to dress to go to bed." OIC.
Ahahaha "what's yours like?" "She's ok, but yours!"
Danny: eternally trying to set up threesomes/moresomes with Brett. Just tell him you love him and be done with it, Danny! Subtle isn't working!
Seriously though - what did Danny tell Brett to get him to drive there straight through the night? Because the ladies were obviously a surprise to Brett. I AM SO CURIOUS ABOUT THIS.
Danny to the rescue!
I am really confused about these ladies' relationship. And what's happening. Possibly I am not paying enough attention to the plot.
"Danny will bring her back." That is an unexpected amount of confidence in Danny's abilities, Brett!
I really like Danny's car; too bad Brett normally does all the driving.
Wow, I have really mixed feelings about Danny's jacket. That black zipper looks like a piece of electrical tape, but the cut of the jacket is nice.
Ahahah finger gun hold-up! ILU, Danny.
"Where'd you come from?" "Same place as THIS!" Totally using THAT sometime in the near future!
"Not you, you punch too hard." The one-liners on this show are CLASSIC.
Brett's like OH NO YOU DIDN'T ACCUSE DANNY. DON'T MAKE ME DEMAND THIS BE SETTLED WITH FISTICUFFS.
Danny lost a great deal of money in a recent business transaction? IIIIINTERESTING. I love that Danny continues to be a businessman.
Ransom note on Danny's car!
$500k - sounds like much less now (RELATIVELY SPEAKING), doesn't it?
Bad hair guy is making breakfast? Danny'll eat it. Danny don't give a crap.
Brett, that suit is EXCELLENT. WOW.
I love how it's become a show about Danny getting into shenanigans in increasingly ridiculous ways, and Brett doing the calm, adult coordination work to get him free again.
"I'm sure it didn't escape your checkout that I am a close friend of Danny Wilde." alskdjflaskdjflaskdjflaksdjflaskdjflaskjdflaksjdfasdf
The license plate on Brett's car is "BS 1." Of course it is.
Heeeeeeee omg Danny's TRAP and Brett's WEIRD VOICE. I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH.
Ah she IS in on the kidnapping. I wondered.
And now Danny's making food.
Can I just - look, clearly Danny wasn't REALLY going to set him and Brett up on double-dates with Lisa and Mary. So the message he sent Brett had to be something else. I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT.
aslkjdflasjdfksjdf it involved his friend Daniel - BIG MISTAKE.
Ahahaha only Brett and Danny got food.
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE EPISODE.
*dying* omg you go, Lisa!
Woah, I honestly thought Danny was going to kiss Brett's cheek there for a second with that "I love it, I love it, you're a smart guy."
Danny BIT HER? oh my GOD they are TERRIBLE at this. *laughing and laughing*
She blamed Danny! GOOD THINKING, LISA.
So Mary is...her...nanny? I guess? Keeper?
Lisa, I hope you have a very happy life with Michel! You've earned it!
Why is this one henchman German? It's so random.
"It broke."
I am really having trouble dealing with how many feelings they're giving me in this episode. This is what I get for letting my inoculation against them lapse by waiting several days between episodes. My heart is TOO FULL.
Oh no, was he double-crossing her the whole time?!? BOOOO. TAKE YOUR TERRIBLE HAIR AND GO, CREEP.
Brett choosing the other border crossing. *snerk*
He's totally planning on rolling around in that money in bed later.
MARY. GASP!!!!
"It couldn't be him, he's far too stupid." Word, Brett.
They just want him to be a better father! Awwwwwww!
Ahahahah Danny getting married to someone not Brett? PSHAW. AND VICE VERSA. BOYS. SO CLEARLY A COUPLE IN THIS EPISODE. LOOK AT THEM DRIVING AWAY TOGETHER IN THEIR CARS. OH MY GOD I CANNOT DEAL.
Episode Summary
Michel's hair: F-
Michel in general: F---
Comedy: A++
Danny's jacket: B-
Brett's suit: A+
Random German guy: D+
Lisa: A-
Overall episode rating: A++++++++++++++++++ NEW FAVORITE EPISODE
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comments at DW)