Because that's who I am now. (They have the T-Bag ep on the A&E site, that's the one I'm watching.)
T-Bag! I had forgotten how FUCKING CREEPY you are. *shudder*
Thank GOD for that guard. *MORE SHUDDERING*
HE WHITTLED HIS HAND INTO A SHANK. OF COURSE HE DID. OF COURSE HE DID.
Ack, dude, you didn't see the big shiny FOX RIVER PENITENTIARY writing, it was the little seal that did it?
'Toot sweet.' That's how I imagine T-bag spells it.
LEAVE THE BOY ALONE. *hides*
Okay whew.
So according to these credits there are only three prisoners? I thought there were more from early ads. Huh.
Annnnd it looks like this isn't the first episode, either! I thought it was! Crazy.
Pictures taped to walls = INSTA-MAHONE FLASHBACK.
HE BROKE OUT OF TWO PRISONS. REMEMBER WHEN T-BAG BURNED DOWN PANAMA, YOU GUYS? GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES.
Herc! It's Herc!
The Fox River Eight! Awww, you guys, seriously, I am so nostalgic right now. (Also, a few years back? Good way to handle that fucked up timeline of theirs.)
"...but he survives." Oh Prison Break, you don't sound any less crazy even when someone is sincerely trying to explain you. <333333
No mention of Michael, though? Breakout Kings, I am disappoint.
Thanks for explaining to us that they were talking in code. I HAD NO IDEA. WHAT A TOTAL MINDBENDER.
I love how they keep telling us things that happened in Prison Break. Gives me the warm fuzzies. You know what I mean.
T-BAG'S GOING TO CANADA. WATCH OUT, YOU GUYS.
Right, yeah, T-bag is actually also charming when he wants to be. (Robert Knepper, you are pretty awesome.)
Aaaaaand now he's being skeevy again.
HE PUSHED HER OUT OF THE CAR???? JFC. (Gotta admit - I laughed when I realized right after the music they were listening to. Also: "Roll away, dear Candace. Roll away." IT WAS A CHEAP LAUGH.)
They're really playing up the victims and the effect of T-bag in this show. Interesting. It's good to be reminded of what a terrible person he is after the ridiculousness of PB.
Except then they gave him a rock'n'roll predator walk to the camera. *facepalm*
"Henry Pope"!!!! That was the warden from Prison Break's name! Heeee.
Woah, T-bag went SCARY crazy.
The pencil trick doesn't work, but the magic with the cleaner does? OKAY SHOW. WHATEVS.
This makes me want new Prison Break so badly though. Le sigh.
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