WE'RE MISSING SEVERAL MORE PEOPLE.

1. BARNABY BROOKS JR.
2. CHIE SATONAKA
3. YUCA COLLABEL
4. JOHN EGBERT
5. RYO BAKURA

I'M PULLING THE SECOND SHIFT OFF EVERY PATROL TO LOOK FOR THEM. IF YOUR WATCH SHIFT HAS BEEN AFFECTED BY ONE OF THESE PEOPLE BEING MISSING, TELL ME NOW SO I CAN FIGURE SOME SHIT OUT.
FUCK THIS BULLSHIT. I FUCKING HATE FAERIES.

[The feed comes on to show Karkat's glowering face. He's at the Inn, and sitting with his back to the cupboard under the stairs. It's quite early in the morning, so there's no people in the room with him at that precise moment in time ( Read more... )

TAVROS.
JOHN.
IF YOU TWO FUCKSTICKS THINK YOU'RE GOING ANYWHERE,
I WILL HUNT YOU THE FUCK DOWN
AND I WILL FESTOON THE ALIGNED PLANETS WITH YOUR INNARDS.
ARE WE FUCKING CLEAR HERE?

[There's a scuffle as the video function clicks on, landing on the floor with a thud, camera up. Karkat's face looms above it, his lips firmly closed. It looks like he's biting down HARD on his lips. He reaches down to grab the communicator, but bumps one of his horns against the table. He gives a sudden swear, and immediately following that curse ( Read more... )