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You Should Call Your Boobs
Sense & Sensibility
What Should You Nickname Your Boobs?
That's just weird. Karen is convinced my boobs can take an eye out and Pedro keeps saying that if he were to fall asleep on my shoulder he'd end up sliding down to my chest and should be called Princess Leia. If that wasn't enough, I told them how I had this memory about a Xena episode where Gabrielle buys a chest knife (the handle had the shape of an M so it could be rested on your breasts) but Xena confiscates it and Gabrielle goes "aren't your breasts dangerous enough?" Since then, they joke that mine are. *giggles*
The other side of the joke is that Karen is almost totally flat, and we keep saying that her kids will starve to death. *laughs* We're a weird bunch.
You Should Call Your Boobs
Sense & Sensibility
What Should You Nickname Your Boobs?
That's just weird. Karen is convinced my boobs can take an eye out and Pedro keeps saying that if he were to fall asleep on my shoulder he'd end up sliding down to my chest and should be called Princess Leia. If that wasn't enough, I told them how I had this memory about a Xena episode where Gabrielle buys a chest knife (the handle had the shape of an M so it could be rested on your breasts) but Xena confiscates it and Gabrielle goes "aren't your breasts dangerous enough?" Since then, they joke that mine are. *giggles*
The other side of the joke is that Karen is almost totally flat, and we keep saying that her kids will starve to death. *laughs* We're a weird bunch.