The insignificant stuff of my week, summarized
I forgot to wear a bra Wednesday, and it was extra cold in the office, so folks were real friendly around here.
The people who work the morning shift at the Foster and Sheridan McDonalds are so weird - I wanted to try the Sausage McGriddles sandwich and so I ordered it but said "just the sandwich, not the meal" and so the lady is like "so you want no eggs?" and I'm like "no, give me everything on the sandwich, but just not the meal" and she replies with "so no cheese either?" So I repeated what I said even though she seemed to be subtracting an item every time I did and then lo and behold, I received just the sandwich, no egg, no cheese. I wonder if eventually I would have just gotten the pancake sandwich bits? I'll never know what one of those things tastes like in it’s complete state. That’s okay, I don’t need to develop a love of anything new from McDonalds. I finally weaned myself off Big Macs. If it has special sauce, I’ll eat it.
I discovered on Tuesday that Nordstrom is an awful place, not like this is a revelation, but everything I experienced just confirmed my thoughts. I went to return $750 worth of clothing my mother bought me for Christmas, including a $220 purse and a $140 shirt. Who buys these things? Well, my mother, obviously, and people make fun of me for how I spend money, but let me tell you, I got nothing on that woman. The only things I spend that kind of money on are jeans and shoes, and I own maybe six pair of shoes and buy jeans once every two years. Everything she bought for me was shiny and flashy, like something she’d like her ideal daughter to wear. I wish she wouldn’t bother, it’s a hassle for me to go to the mall at all, especially Old Orchard, where I want to push women down into the glass counters just so they need their noses redone. I bought makeup so my face isn't as red when I get drinky, (okay fine it’s red because I’m a Russian), a new pair of the same shoes I always wear, but in red, Diesel jeans for only (drum roll) $150! What a steal! And actually, since it was all store credit, they cost me $0! Also got about five new tops from the junior's section because they're cheap, which means they may just fall apart after one wash. Wanted Mac Greensmoke eyeshadow but the stupid people at the counter were just chatting with one another, so I made it a point to announce that some idiot just lost their commission and walked away. They didn't look too crushed. So I went and ordered all the stuff I couldn’t get last night from Mac and Origins and I officially spent $750 in less than 24 hours.
And this morning, I walked out to my car, only to find that the locks were frozen on both the driver's and passenger's side. So what did I do? Well thankfully I have a hatchback so I had to climb in my car via the trunk, and as I had one foot in the trunk a cop drove down the street and looked like she was laughing at me, so I guess there's been a lot of that going on.
Blah, blah, blah, blah. So that's the insignificant stuff going on in my life this week.
The people who work the morning shift at the Foster and Sheridan McDonalds are so weird - I wanted to try the Sausage McGriddles sandwich and so I ordered it but said "just the sandwich, not the meal" and so the lady is like "so you want no eggs?" and I'm like "no, give me everything on the sandwich, but just not the meal" and she replies with "so no cheese either?" So I repeated what I said even though she seemed to be subtracting an item every time I did and then lo and behold, I received just the sandwich, no egg, no cheese. I wonder if eventually I would have just gotten the pancake sandwich bits? I'll never know what one of those things tastes like in it’s complete state. That’s okay, I don’t need to develop a love of anything new from McDonalds. I finally weaned myself off Big Macs. If it has special sauce, I’ll eat it.
I discovered on Tuesday that Nordstrom is an awful place, not like this is a revelation, but everything I experienced just confirmed my thoughts. I went to return $750 worth of clothing my mother bought me for Christmas, including a $220 purse and a $140 shirt. Who buys these things? Well, my mother, obviously, and people make fun of me for how I spend money, but let me tell you, I got nothing on that woman. The only things I spend that kind of money on are jeans and shoes, and I own maybe six pair of shoes and buy jeans once every two years. Everything she bought for me was shiny and flashy, like something she’d like her ideal daughter to wear. I wish she wouldn’t bother, it’s a hassle for me to go to the mall at all, especially Old Orchard, where I want to push women down into the glass counters just so they need their noses redone. I bought makeup so my face isn't as red when I get drinky, (okay fine it’s red because I’m a Russian), a new pair of the same shoes I always wear, but in red, Diesel jeans for only (drum roll) $150! What a steal! And actually, since it was all store credit, they cost me $0! Also got about five new tops from the junior's section because they're cheap, which means they may just fall apart after one wash. Wanted Mac Greensmoke eyeshadow but the stupid people at the counter were just chatting with one another, so I made it a point to announce that some idiot just lost their commission and walked away. They didn't look too crushed. So I went and ordered all the stuff I couldn’t get last night from Mac and Origins and I officially spent $750 in less than 24 hours.
And this morning, I walked out to my car, only to find that the locks were frozen on both the driver's and passenger's side. So what did I do? Well thankfully I have a hatchback so I had to climb in my car via the trunk, and as I had one foot in the trunk a cop drove down the street and looked like she was laughing at me, so I guess there's been a lot of that going on.
Blah, blah, blah, blah. So that's the insignificant stuff going on in my life this week.