I'm having way too much fun posting this all over facebook to publicize the final submission deadline for Broken Ink lol

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inspired by true events

Your stomach churns
and you wonder-
Am I going to make it?

You screech to a halt
at a red light and the brakes
ignite fireworks in your gut
and you think to yourself

I might not make it.

It's a long drive home
and you just ate burritos.

status updates are the new haiku :P ( Read more... )

Just two.

1. Make more to-do lists.
2. Follow to-do lists more often.

Bring on the new decade!! I'm probably going to be drinking wine out of a box then heading downtown to see if there's some balls being dropped. That kind of makes me sound like a pedophile.

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I thought of this while scooping Max's litter box ( Read more... )

apparently my plants will try to kick the bucket if I don't water them before noon.

I hate 100 degree weather.