cruise update!

Jun 30, 2005 14:59

so now it time to update the world about what happened on the cruise

so i left my house sunday and went aboard the boat the carnival conquest ... we got there early so we went exploring the boat .. the thing is huge 3 football fields long ... its crazy but i came to know where everything was located ... they had a 24 hour pizzeria ... yes pizza 24 hours a day .. it was heaven .. but the boat left the port and we headed to dinner .. after i ran into mallorie in the shops ... so there was going to be a singles meet like people 18 to 24ish so we wanted to go but it was canceled so we then headed to henri's the 18 and older dance club but we got there and everyone was like 30ish .. so we didnt go in .. so we just hung around and chilled

monday (fun day at sea #1) woke up and mal called and we went walking around the boat with my sis ... went to lunch and then my dad and i went to go see the hairy chest contest .. no that was priceless .. seeing those men dance and the old grandma judge got a little to into her job .. haha it was to great .. later on we headed to the dating game ... another funny game ... some 20 year old got set up with like a 15 year old it was funny ... but after was dinner and then my dad and i went to the r rated comedy show .. phat kat was so funny .. omg i havent laughed so much in my life ... he was so gross but it was funny ...

tuesday (fun day at sea #2) woke up and walked around the boat with my sis ... went to see the battle of the sexes game but it was boring so we left .. went to some make-up party and got made up .. then went to see the end of the newly-wed game .. now that was funny ... the answers to the questions these couples were coming up with were priceless ... no good shows were that night so i just walked around the boat

wednesday we finally saw land montego bay, jamaica!!! we met up with our tour group and mallorie just happened to be in the same group!!! teehee .. so our first stop was a flea market type of thing .. i havent been asked 'please come in my room' so much before in my life' .. they wanted your attention and money .. but who can blame them they depend on tourists ... then we went on a city tour and saw many houses and city highlights ... we made a stop at margaritaville and got free drinks ... then headed to the shops where we shopped for about an hour and headed back to the boat ... but they drive on the other side of the road and their yield signs say 'give way' haha .. but they are crazy drivers man ... i also heard no problem and ya man so man times it was crazy ... so back on the boat we eat and then headed to see a magic show .. it was ok ... then hung around with mallorie .. tried going to henris again but this time no one was in it so we went to the teen club and felt so old but we played fuse ball and air hockey and met a friend ... some little kid named logan who cursed so much and he couldnt have been older then 12 ... but it was fun ...

thursday we landed at grand cayman ... we couldnt dock near a pier so we had to take a small boat to go to the island ... we walked around and shopped for awhile cause our tour was not till later ... while exploring i saw birds and a lizard with no tail and met big black dick ... haha the name is so dirty ... we finally went on our tour and went to a rum factory had free drinks there too .. then stopped at part of the 7 mile beach to feel the water and sand .. then saw the oldest house on the island .. then headed to HELL!!! yes thats right hell ... it was so hot but it was fun ... next was the turtle farm where i held a turtle and named a baby squirt .. teehee ... but the island is still recovering from hurricane ivan from last year. theres still debris everywhere .. some places are still building their homes and businesses ... saw where an old miss usa and slyvester stallone lived ... where tom cruise stayed when he filmed a movie and where bill gates bought a whole top floor of condos ... its has nice rich houses and is a beautiful island but its still damaged from that hurricane ... didnt do much that night but relax because i was not feeling to well .. so i missed the big midnight buffet

friday we hit our last port cozumel, mexico ... the port we stopped at was built by carnival a few years ago .. so it is brand new and very nice .. it has the same shops at downtown but its closer ... so we explored before our tour .. went on our tour of the water .. it was a sub-ocean view tour .. saw a sunken airplane and many fish ... went to a reef that was only found like less than 100 years ago or so ... it was so beautiful down there ... after tour we went to the crazy pelican and eat lunch then dropped my dad off at fat tuesday and went shopping ... that night back on the boat we eat dinner then headed to the game show ... then the liars club .. now that was funny .. i learned a few new words .. fartcher and many others ... i loved saras chubacha impersonation that was so funny ... then came the talent show .. the people were good but the crews skit was priceless!!! arthur came out as a jockey, sara as a naughty nurse, kevin was a chippendale.. then came todd .. a pink ballerina with the boobs and all .. then he popped them on kevin and slipped on stage .. it was so great ... god i miss the crew and malcolm the tallest black dude i know ... i think the crew is what made the cruise so fun and memorable

saturday (fun day at sea #3) woke up and walked around the boat ... didnt have much to do till the hawaiian murder mystery with chief horney-cow wiki wiki .. wow is all i have to say .. and poor malcolm didnt know what he was doing .. and sara and her cute bristish accent .. and todd well todd is just todd .. haha .. eat supper that night and went to a las vegas type dance show ... i was not feeling well had a sore throat and had the chills .. so after i went to bed and missed the improv show :( ...

sunday we packed up and left the boat .. todd and arthur greeted us as we left the boat ... god arthur is so cute to bad hes gay .. teehee .. and todd wasnt that bad either .. teehee

came home sunday and unpacked and went to mass and the end of the relay for life car wash .. then had the CYO meeting and talked to kim and jessi after about what i missed while i was gone .. im gone 1 week and so many things happen .. o well ... teehee

so that was my week on the cruise and i have to say i will never forget it .. too many memories ... it was so worth it even though i got sick at the end

~heather
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