and so it begins...
my first day of school proved to be not worthy of so much anticipation. i saw charles tyler, ashley overton, liam the soccer-spaniard, paul tarantino, and other people, some of whom i recognized and others i didnt.
philosophy was quite entertaining i suppose, except for a middle aged man who feels the urge to speak at random times during the class. normally this wouldn't be that annoying, but he is one of these people that speaks and then thinks, and on multiple occasions he caused our professor to sigh and grab his face with both hands in an act of pure desperation.
sociology was also quite entertaining, mostly because im very excited about the topics we will be covering. however, there is another loudmouth, this time a female, who feels that it is her duty to make comments on the glaringly obvious, yet she does so in a tone that makes it sound as if she is one of the most original thinkers in the 21st century.
astronomy was pretty cool too. my professor speaks english with a heavy chinese accent, and his excitement over even the most mundane topics make the class enjoyable. for instance, imagine a somewhat short chinese man saying the following in a voice that rises ever higher until he almost shouts the finale: "Right now, astronomers believe that the universe is about 14 billion years old, plus or minus 1 billion years, but i was reading an article the other week that said that in the next year, 2006!, scientists will be releasing an even more accurate estimate, something probably like 13.8 billion years old plus or minus 300 million years, HOW EXCITING!"
you get the idea.
afterwards kaylyn and i went to in-n-out and feasted upon mouth-wateringly juicy hamburgers, golden french fries, and coca-cola products until our stomachs ached and our mouths thirsted no more.
p.s. - the hottest girl ever was in my sociology class. she was wearing a nice tight shirt with no bra, and probably the shortest shorts i have ever seen on a human over the age of 3. her accessories included 9.76348512 pounds of makeup, a lovely, all natural tan ;-), and blonde blonde blonde hair. basically everything i look for in a piece of property. i mean girlfriend. so, as soon as i saw her a tent was pitched and i creamed my shorts 9 times in 4.2 seconds.
needless to say, if kaylyn isnt careful she is going to be replaced VERY quickly.
just kidding, i love you baby!!
a successful first day.
stay tuned for more eventful stories immediately following this message.
philosophy was quite entertaining i suppose, except for a middle aged man who feels the urge to speak at random times during the class. normally this wouldn't be that annoying, but he is one of these people that speaks and then thinks, and on multiple occasions he caused our professor to sigh and grab his face with both hands in an act of pure desperation.
sociology was also quite entertaining, mostly because im very excited about the topics we will be covering. however, there is another loudmouth, this time a female, who feels that it is her duty to make comments on the glaringly obvious, yet she does so in a tone that makes it sound as if she is one of the most original thinkers in the 21st century.
astronomy was pretty cool too. my professor speaks english with a heavy chinese accent, and his excitement over even the most mundane topics make the class enjoyable. for instance, imagine a somewhat short chinese man saying the following in a voice that rises ever higher until he almost shouts the finale: "Right now, astronomers believe that the universe is about 14 billion years old, plus or minus 1 billion years, but i was reading an article the other week that said that in the next year, 2006!, scientists will be releasing an even more accurate estimate, something probably like 13.8 billion years old plus or minus 300 million years, HOW EXCITING!"
you get the idea.
afterwards kaylyn and i went to in-n-out and feasted upon mouth-wateringly juicy hamburgers, golden french fries, and coca-cola products until our stomachs ached and our mouths thirsted no more.
p.s. - the hottest girl ever was in my sociology class. she was wearing a nice tight shirt with no bra, and probably the shortest shorts i have ever seen on a human over the age of 3. her accessories included 9.76348512 pounds of makeup, a lovely, all natural tan ;-), and blonde blonde blonde hair. basically everything i look for in a piece of property. i mean girlfriend. so, as soon as i saw her a tent was pitched and i creamed my shorts 9 times in 4.2 seconds.
needless to say, if kaylyn isnt careful she is going to be replaced VERY quickly.
just kidding, i love you baby!!
a successful first day.
stay tuned for more eventful stories immediately following this message.