lover or loner?
1) A heart-shaped box of chocolate is:
a beautiful, thoughtful gift
a high-calorie dessert
an express train to Clogged Artery City (MY ANSWER)
2) On weekends, holidays, or Valentine's Day, you look forward to:
spending time with my partner
nothing terribly special, it's just another day
dressing up in an overcoat, going to a city park, and shouting "Shame On You!" at anybody holding hands (MY ANSWER,BUT THIS IS FUN IN GENERAL, SHOUTING AT RANDOM STRANGERS WITH HANDS)
3) When you were in elementary school and all the kids gave out valentines on February 14, you usually...
got a little bit more than most everybody else
got a respectable amount
organized the pencil tray in your desk (MY ANSWER)
4) Which of these historical or mythological figures do you admire the most?
Cupid, the Roman god of love who brought romance to whomever his arrow hit
St. Valentine himself, who was a pretty nice guy and a Catholic martyr, but doesn't technically have anything to do with romance
Thor, the Norse god of Thunder who smashed enemies' heads with a hammer (MINE,ITS A FUNNY MENTAL IMAGE, WHAT? I REALLY AM A ROMANTIC)
5) A flower is:
A tender means of romantic expression (MINE,SEE,I TOLD YOU I WAS A MUSH)
A plant
A blight on landscaping
6) Which flower would you most likely give to someone?
A red rose, because it means I'm passionate
A bayleaf, because it represents hope
A white gladiolus, because it's used in funerals (YEP,MINE)
7) Which of these actual sayings on candy Sweethearts is your favorite?
Be Mine (EH,SEE, SOFTY)
Angel
Please send a lock of your hair by return mail
8) Where would your ideal anniversary party be held?
An elegant, old-fashioned ballroom
A friendly neighborhood bar or club (MINE)
In the basement, where the water heater constantly squeals like a pig
9) Complete this poem: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet...
And I love you
And so are you (MINE)
Won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
10) Finally, which romantic movie would you most likely be watching on February 14?
Sleepless in Seattle
Casablanca
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (SNICKER, MINE)
Love is for suckers! A parade of dumbstruck suckers! You don't need any part of that! And why should you? Take heart in the words of Albert Einstein: "He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice."
Don't let those happy loving couples make you all knotted up inside with nausea... find some like-minded friends at the grange hall and stamp on all those ridiculous Celine Dion albums! Another crass commercial invention of the American corporate mind! Screw it! Right on!
a beautiful, thoughtful gift
a high-calorie dessert
an express train to Clogged Artery City (MY ANSWER)
2) On weekends, holidays, or Valentine's Day, you look forward to:
spending time with my partner
nothing terribly special, it's just another day
dressing up in an overcoat, going to a city park, and shouting "Shame On You!" at anybody holding hands (MY ANSWER,BUT THIS IS FUN IN GENERAL, SHOUTING AT RANDOM STRANGERS WITH HANDS)
3) When you were in elementary school and all the kids gave out valentines on February 14, you usually...
got a little bit more than most everybody else
got a respectable amount
organized the pencil tray in your desk (MY ANSWER)
4) Which of these historical or mythological figures do you admire the most?
Cupid, the Roman god of love who brought romance to whomever his arrow hit
St. Valentine himself, who was a pretty nice guy and a Catholic martyr, but doesn't technically have anything to do with romance
Thor, the Norse god of Thunder who smashed enemies' heads with a hammer (MINE,ITS A FUNNY MENTAL IMAGE, WHAT? I REALLY AM A ROMANTIC)
5) A flower is:
A tender means of romantic expression (MINE,SEE,I TOLD YOU I WAS A MUSH)
A plant
A blight on landscaping
6) Which flower would you most likely give to someone?
A red rose, because it means I'm passionate
A bayleaf, because it represents hope
A white gladiolus, because it's used in funerals (YEP,MINE)
7) Which of these actual sayings on candy Sweethearts is your favorite?
Be Mine (EH,SEE, SOFTY)
Angel
Please send a lock of your hair by return mail
8) Where would your ideal anniversary party be held?
An elegant, old-fashioned ballroom
A friendly neighborhood bar or club (MINE)
In the basement, where the water heater constantly squeals like a pig
9) Complete this poem: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet...
And I love you
And so are you (MINE)
Won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
10) Finally, which romantic movie would you most likely be watching on February 14?
Sleepless in Seattle
Casablanca
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (SNICKER, MINE)
Love is for suckers! A parade of dumbstruck suckers! You don't need any part of that! And why should you? Take heart in the words of Albert Einstein: "He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice."
Don't let those happy loving couples make you all knotted up inside with nausea... find some like-minded friends at the grange hall and stamp on all those ridiculous Celine Dion albums! Another crass commercial invention of the American corporate mind! Screw it! Right on!