Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In September I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Sunday I helped
finding_rae see the light (8 points). Last Friday
booburrrrrr and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been nice (651 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
scrudyboi