Baaaaaaa

Sep 15, 2007 09:44

The first batch:

1. Chiropractor --- This is number 1???
3. Surgeon --- I don't have the ego
4. Midwife --- babies are cool but once you've delivered one, you really don't need to do it again. Messy.
7. Acupuncturist --- not that I mind sticking needles in others but... no.
9. Prosthetist / Orthotist --- Making prosthetic limbs sounds really interesting.
12. Athletic Trainer --- LOL
19. Anesthesiologist *dingdingdingdingding*
30. Taxidermist --- WTF??
32. Esthetician --- The must know of my adventures in waxing ;)
33. Website Designer --- Yeah. Right. I can't even manage my own webspaces. *eyeroll*
36. Security Systems Technician --- You mean, 'installing ADT systems'??? NOT!
37. Auto Detailer --- LOL!

The refined batch:

1. Massage Therapist o_O Yeah. Because I'm such a giving person with strong hands.
12. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator --- fun but I can't even draw the little pictures in the back of TVGuide.
15. Library Technician --- I can't even keep my books organized. You want to let me loose on a library??
16. Costume Designer --- sounds fun but my sewing leaves much to be desired
18. Bus Driver --- WTF??
19. Picture Framer --- boring!
23. Animator --- I'd rather be a re-animator ;)
24. Fashion Designer --- You haven't seen my wardrobe, have you?
25.Professional Athlete --- You have got to be kidding! Is there a league for channel surfing?
30. Stuntperson --- For the love of God! LOL
31. Special Effects Technician --- Would I get to blow shit up?
38. Anesthesiologist --- dropped from 19 to 38?

meme

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