... I promised you some fanfiction, didn't I? Here, have some absolute crack, courtesy of my Marvel-obsessed college friends finding out that my neighbor's Husky was named Loki.

Title: Nick Fury and the Dog Walker Initiative
Word Count: ~4,000
Rating: T for Fury's pottymouth.
Warnings: Swearing and Squirrels?

[Nick Fury once managed to accidentally start a dog walking business in the middle of DC, because his life is a fucking joke.]Nick Fury once managed to accidentally ( Read more... )

Nemo Me Impune Lacessit
As I listened to the rantings - no, the ravings! - of Montressor, there remained no doubt in my mind that the man had finally gone mad. The fits of pique and passion to which he was subject, the whims that I must needs indulge him or face his wrath, the very mercurial aspects of his personality: these I had patiently borne, ( Read more... )