Slumber party at Beggur's house

Dec 27, 2010 12:59

 AND WE ARE LIVE IN PORT AUGUSTA, SOUTH AUSTRALIA

I'm currently here for yule christmas but I got some footage before I left and a brand new wi fi modem YEAH LET'S DO THIS

It's a short one but when I sat down to play I really wasn't feeling it. I'LL TRY AND GET A BIGGER ONE WHEN I GET HOME

Index



ugh Klein you're so bland



FOGGY AGAIN. THE WEATHER HERE IN....wait what the hell is this world called? I don't think they ever mentioned it



WELL WHY NOT



*COUGHHACKGAG*OH GOD THIS CAN'T BE HEALTHY



oh GREAT



At least this part doesn't have any voice acting. I wish the entire game was like this



OOOH I LIKE FLAMMABLE



This lung cancer. It's so inconvenient



what



TAKE EVERYTHING THEN GOT IT







Kleptomania such an admirable trait



See I wasn't kidding about the swimsuits. Technically this is ARMOUR as well



I could've sworn I triple-locked that door



CUT IT OUT LITA



Hahahahaha "GET A JOB AND STOP BUGGING ME" hahahahaha





You there. With the dull look on his face





Seriously? How many times have you been in here already?





EXCEPT THIS ONE REALLY ANNOYING GIRL WHO LIKES TO INVADE MY PERSONAL SPACE AND NEVER SHUTS UP



Oh good you're an attention whore, too, then.





A very loud and unpleasant one at that





No it's much more fun to make you look like a complete twat





What IS your line of work exactly? I know you supposedly run a magic shop but so far all I've made here is:
medicine
explosives
a redbull reference
and paper

NO RHYME OR REASON, REALLY



THAT SOUNDS VERY PAINFUL FOR THE MANA







IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.
SEVEN INSTALLMENTS AGO.



Now these are just getting silly



Bombs with sugary textures are my favourite kind of bomb







What does an icy bomb do then? Does it blow up in a flurry of ice spikes? Yeah let's just go with that



SWEET LANDO BOWL, LITA







more wandering around derp derp



STOP GOING INTO THE SEWER



Norman you love gossip, don't you?



Thieves love sewage!



or their leisurely strolls through the sewer



OH WELL WHY EVEN BOTHER TELLING ME THEN



NO WE WON'T it's probably just Pamela anyway



It was then I had remembered to finish off my last quest HERP DERP



This rock
IS THE BEST MOTHERF#%$ING ROCK I HAVE EVER SEEN
HOLY CRAP
JESUS
mother of balls





FINALLY



WHAT NO JUST GIVE ME MONEY REALLY THAT'S OK





And the first sound that comes out of his mouth sounds like the "AAAHHHHH" noise from the Grudge



Its got a kind of jungle beat here. Not the worst thing that has ever entered my ears but certainly not acceptable >:C
WHERE'S MY REAL REWARD











I will kill you before that verse leaves your face





DAMN RIGHT THIS BETTER BE GOOD



>8C
this was an even bigger waste of my time than the puni god



LATER



why am I even still with you people, anyway?





I really feel sorry for you.
You have a decent voice actor and yet the writers couldn't be assed to give you any good dialogue
You're Bakura that's who you are (I'll never be able to stop calling him that now it amuses me too much)



DO I REALLY HAVE TO DO ALL THE THINKING FOR YOU GOD



SO I'M GOING TO STAND HERE AND NOT CONTRIBUTE IN ANY WAY





I have to admit I kind of like Norn's D| sprite there





If I had to hang around someone as boring as you Klein, I'd probably wanna fall asleep, too



what



NO SHE DOESN'T



MEANWHILE AT...

HERE



I'm going to need a goat and a funnel



THE TRUTH THAT MY HOUSE KEEPER IS STEALING FROM ME



yes a foolproof plan

"LEAVE ME ALONE YOU DAMN KIDS I DON'T HAVE YOUR STUPID MIRROR."



THIS COCKTAIL
WILL BE THE MOST A LOT ALLURING COCKTAIL EVER MADE



STONY TEXTURE
THAT CARD ON THE END SAYS STONY TEXTURE
IS THIS DRINK MADE OUT OF ROCKS I DON'T THINK I WANT IT ANYMORE







get your nose out of it Lita I can't take you anywhere honestly





It's rather hilarious to imagine Delsus drinking something like a Peach Cocktail.



and yet every time you make a new one he will always drink it.
every time



Delsus: way more manlier than Klein in every way





wait she is? And you still peeked on her? AAAUGH
When I checked her character profile it said she's 17 BUT STILL



NO



NO NO MORE POINTLESS ERRANDS ANYTHING BUT MORE POINTLESS ERRANDS







NOPE. NOT INTERESTED OLD MAN



HOW DOES THAT EVEN WOR--you know what. I give up. Have your absurd mystic items of yore that make absolutely no sense



DON'T YOU DARE



DAMMIT NO





Thankfully, this is only a side quest so HAH. YOU GET NOTHING



oh I already have it SCORE
This happens to me quite a lot actually what with my snatching everything up and then not bothering to check my inventory







Well at least something slightly good has come of this



With several new recipes I must immediately make them



EVERYONE'S A CRITIC





MAKE MY DEVILED SASHIMI DISTORTED
LIKE MY MOTHER USED TO MAKE IT



I FOUND THE PLOT YOU GUYS





well you can't even seem to handle a bunch of teenagers how did you get to captain again?



I'LL TELL YOU WHAT ISN'T RIGHT
THIS ENTIRE WORLD
I MEAN
LOOK AROUND





OOOOOH I SMELL A NEW TEAM MEMBER OOOOOOH







Let us soothe her with our terrible voice acting



D|
Sorry I just love that too much







DELSUS IS TOO GOOD FOR THESE PEOPLE









I am impressed. Amazed you could say :|



Delsus needs his own cooking show
I'd watch it



AND WHERE'S MY BEER



IT'S MY SPECIAL INGREDIENT
YOU WANNA KNOW IT IS?
it's ~love~









IMPATIENCE
THAT'S WHAT MAKES CHILDREN SO ADORABLE











SHE'LL NEVER APPRECIATE MY ART



Chances that this will lead to a kidnapping
100%



oh no
how shocking



Oh wait I get it now
You're so angsty you simply must have simplistic lines and a monotone voice







ADUNDUNDUNNNN





back here again AUGH WHY



AND YET FOR SOME REASON I CAN'T STAY AWAY



Lita you're very naive aren't you?



I BORROWED HER





So did you have fish or does she think sewage smells like fish?
You know I'm just going to go with the former simply because I'm more comfortable with it





COMMON KNOWLEDGE
BRILLIANT I TELL YOU
GENIUS I SAY



AAAAHHH BIOSHOCK FLASH BACK AAAAH





WE GET IT HE'S ARROGANT YOU CAN STOP NOW















Bakura steps up to make himself useful YES PROVE YOURSELF TO ME





Good lord he said that like some kind of school girl
Now all I can picture is Beggur sitting on a plush bed twirling his fingers through the phone cord, gossping to his girlfriends about how dreamy Chad looked
IT'S WIERD WHAT MY BRAIN CAN CONJURE UP





Well you haven't reached Delsus status but you rank higher than Klein





like, OMG









That better be dirt they're kicking up



BUT WHY
WE HAVE NORN WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT



what why are you swooning for Klein he didn't even do anything



I suppose we will then siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh



OOOH A SECRET PASSAGE THAT WILL NEVER EVER BE USEFUL AGAIN







THERE HE DID IT AGAIN
Wanna play truth or dare and talk about boys?





I'd just like to make it clear that this is YOUR FAULT LITA
YOU WANTED TO GIVE CHASE AND QUENCH YOUR THIRST FOR BLOOD





You see that pig?
That pig is bane of my existence



IT EVEN GETS TO ATTACK FIRST
PIG >:C



And then one of them does this weird thing to Klein that doesn't hurt him or anything just makes him... fall over
and not get back up for a while
KNOCKING HIM UNCONSCIOUS I GUESS?



NO ONLY I'M ALLOWED TO DO THAT NOOOOOOO



And it was at this point my capture card was accidentally yanked out
at the time I was all "who caaaaaares" and found the nearest save point

LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR SOME MORE GRINDING THOUGH
BROUGHT TO YOU LIVE FROM PORT AUGUSTA, SOUTH AUSTRALIA

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