AND WE ARE LIVE IN PORT AUGUSTA, SOUTH AUSTRALIA
I'm currently here for yule christmas but I got some footage before I left and a brand new wi fi modem YEAH LET'S DO THIS
It's a short one but when I sat down to play I really wasn't feeling it. I'LL TRY AND GET A BIGGER ONE WHEN I GET HOME
Index ugh Klein you're so bland
FOGGY AGAIN. THE WEATHER HERE IN....wait what the hell is this world called? I don't think they ever mentioned it
WELL WHY NOT
*COUGHHACKGAG*OH GOD THIS CAN'T BE HEALTHY
oh GREAT
At least this part doesn't have any voice acting. I wish the entire game was like this
OOOH I LIKE FLAMMABLE
This lung cancer. It's so inconvenient
what
TAKE EVERYTHING THEN GOT IT
Kleptomania such an admirable trait
See I wasn't kidding about the swimsuits. Technically this is ARMOUR as well
I could've sworn I triple-locked that door
CUT IT OUT LITA
Hahahahaha "GET A JOB AND STOP BUGGING ME" hahahahaha
You there. With the dull look on his face
Seriously? How many times have you been in here already?
EXCEPT THIS ONE REALLY ANNOYING GIRL WHO LIKES TO INVADE MY PERSONAL SPACE AND NEVER SHUTS UP
Oh good you're an attention whore, too, then.
A very loud and unpleasant one at that
No it's much more fun to make you look like a complete twat
What IS your line of work exactly? I know you supposedly run a magic shop but so far all I've made here is:
medicine
explosives
a redbull reference
and paper
NO RHYME OR REASON, REALLY
THAT SOUNDS VERY PAINFUL FOR THE MANA
IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.
SEVEN INSTALLMENTS AGO.
Now these are just getting silly
Bombs with sugary textures are my favourite kind of bomb
What does an icy bomb do then? Does it blow up in a flurry of ice spikes? Yeah let's just go with that
SWEET LANDO BOWL, LITA
more wandering around derp derp
STOP GOING INTO THE SEWER
Norman you love gossip, don't you?
Thieves love sewage!
or their leisurely strolls through the sewer
OH WELL WHY EVEN BOTHER TELLING ME THEN
NO WE WON'T it's probably just Pamela anyway
It was then I had remembered to finish off my last quest HERP DERP
This rock
IS THE BEST MOTHERF#%$ING ROCK I HAVE EVER SEEN
HOLY CRAP
JESUS
mother of balls
FINALLY
WHAT NO JUST GIVE ME MONEY REALLY THAT'S OK
And the first sound that comes out of his mouth sounds like the "AAAHHHHH" noise from the Grudge
Its got a kind of jungle beat here. Not the worst thing that has ever entered my ears but certainly not acceptable >:C
WHERE'S MY REAL REWARD
I will kill you before that verse leaves your face
DAMN RIGHT THIS BETTER BE GOOD
>8C
this was an even bigger waste of my time than the puni god
LATER
why am I even still with you people, anyway?
I really feel sorry for you.
You have a decent voice actor and yet the writers couldn't be assed to give you any good dialogue
You're Bakura that's who you are (I'll never be able to stop calling him that now it amuses me too much)
DO I REALLY HAVE TO DO ALL THE THINKING FOR YOU GOD
SO I'M GOING TO STAND HERE AND NOT CONTRIBUTE IN ANY WAY
I have to admit I kind of like Norn's D| sprite there
If I had to hang around someone as boring as you Klein, I'd probably wanna fall asleep, too
what
NO SHE DOESN'T
MEANWHILE AT...
HERE
I'm going to need a goat and a funnel
THE TRUTH THAT MY HOUSE KEEPER IS STEALING FROM ME
yes a foolproof plan
"LEAVE ME ALONE YOU DAMN KIDS I DON'T HAVE YOUR STUPID MIRROR."
THIS COCKTAIL
WILL BE THE MOST A LOT ALLURING COCKTAIL EVER MADE
STONY TEXTURE
THAT CARD ON THE END SAYS STONY TEXTURE
IS THIS DRINK MADE OUT OF ROCKS I DON'T THINK I WANT IT ANYMORE
get your nose out of it Lita I can't take you anywhere honestly
It's rather hilarious to imagine Delsus drinking something like a Peach Cocktail.
and yet every time you make a new one he will always drink it.
every time
Delsus: way more manlier than Klein in every way
wait she is? And you still peeked on her? AAAUGH
When I checked her character profile it said she's 17 BUT STILL
NO
NO NO MORE POINTLESS ERRANDS ANYTHING BUT MORE POINTLESS ERRANDS
NOPE. NOT INTERESTED OLD MAN
HOW DOES THAT EVEN WOR--you know what. I give up. Have your absurd mystic items of yore that make absolutely no sense
DON'T YOU DARE
DAMMIT NO
Thankfully, this is only a side quest so HAH. YOU GET NOTHING
oh I already have it SCORE
This happens to me quite a lot actually what with my snatching everything up and then not bothering to check my inventory
Well at least something slightly good has come of this
With several new recipes I must immediately make them
EVERYONE'S A CRITIC
MAKE MY DEVILED SASHIMI DISTORTED
LIKE MY MOTHER USED TO MAKE IT
I FOUND THE PLOT YOU GUYS
well you can't even seem to handle a bunch of teenagers how did you get to captain again?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT ISN'T RIGHT
THIS ENTIRE WORLD
I MEAN
LOOK AROUND
OOOOOH I SMELL A NEW TEAM MEMBER OOOOOOH
Let us soothe her with our terrible voice acting
D|
Sorry I just love that too much
DELSUS IS TOO GOOD FOR THESE PEOPLE
I am impressed. Amazed you could say :|
Delsus needs his own cooking show
I'd watch it
AND WHERE'S MY BEER
IT'S MY SPECIAL INGREDIENT
YOU WANNA KNOW IT IS?
it's ~love~
IMPATIENCE
THAT'S WHAT MAKES CHILDREN SO ADORABLE
SHE'LL NEVER APPRECIATE MY ART
Chances that this will lead to a kidnapping
100%
oh no
how shocking
Oh wait I get it now
You're so angsty you simply must have simplistic lines and a monotone voice
ADUNDUNDUNNNN
back here again AUGH WHY
AND YET FOR SOME REASON I CAN'T STAY AWAY
Lita you're very naive aren't you?
I BORROWED HER
So did you have fish or does she think sewage smells like fish?
You know I'm just going to go with the former simply because I'm more comfortable with it
COMMON KNOWLEDGE
BRILLIANT I TELL YOU
GENIUS I SAY
AAAAHHH BIOSHOCK FLASH BACK AAAAH
WE GET IT HE'S ARROGANT YOU CAN STOP NOW
Bakura steps up to make himself useful YES PROVE YOURSELF TO ME
Good lord he said that like some kind of school girl
Now all I can picture is Beggur sitting on a plush bed twirling his fingers through the phone cord, gossping to his girlfriends about how dreamy Chad looked
IT'S WIERD WHAT MY BRAIN CAN CONJURE UP
Well you haven't reached Delsus status but you rank higher than Klein
like, OMG
That better be dirt they're kicking up
BUT WHY
WE HAVE NORN WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
what why are you swooning for Klein he didn't even do anything
I suppose we will then siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
OOOH A SECRET PASSAGE THAT WILL NEVER EVER BE USEFUL AGAIN
THERE HE DID IT AGAIN
Wanna play truth or dare and talk about boys?
I'd just like to make it clear that this is YOUR FAULT LITA
YOU WANTED TO GIVE CHASE AND QUENCH YOUR THIRST FOR BLOOD
You see that pig?
That pig is bane of my existence
IT EVEN GETS TO ATTACK FIRST
PIG >:C
And then one of them does this weird thing to Klein that doesn't hurt him or anything just makes him... fall over
and not get back up for a while
KNOCKING HIM UNCONSCIOUS I GUESS?
NO ONLY I'M ALLOWED TO DO THAT NOOOOOOO
And it was at this point my capture card was accidentally yanked out
at the time I was all "who caaaaaares" and found the nearest save point
LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR SOME MORE GRINDING THOUGH
BROUGHT TO YOU LIVE FROM PORT AUGUSTA, SOUTH AUSTRALIA