A Ratchet into the works
I was contacted bt the Autobot Ratchet of all mechs today
Skyfire: soo ratchet any reason you needed to talk to me?
Ratchet says:
Not specifically, just thought I'd scan the coms channels, see what's going on, get in on the gossip, eavesdrop...
Ratchet says:
...the medbay gets pretty quiet...
Skyfire-
well if it makes you feel any better Sidswipe will be fixing that for you relativly soon
Skyfire-
speaking of med-bay's i'm currently the only Decepticon medic
Skyfire-:
how do you deal with it?!
Ratchet says:
Having naturally low recharge requirements helps...
Skyfire-
regh
Skyfire-
if i have to patch up Barricade one more time...
Ratchet says:
How can a Decepticon medic be busy anyway? I thought your kind tended to finish off those weak enough to gain grevious injuries, rather than waste resources repairing them...
Skyfire-
shows how much YOU know. What about you autobots? I hear you like to threatend your pacients with grevious harm
Ratchet says:
...only *certain* patients...
Skyfire- L
ike the twins?
Ratchet says:
...yes
Skyfire-
...that i can understand
Skyfire-
Barricade is driveing me to insanity. He's not even completley repaired and he's ALREADY picking a fight with Wheeljack
Ratchet says:
Barricade is driving everyone to insanity recently.
Skyfire- I've Noticed
Ratchet says:
I'll be methodically working through repairing a relay one moment, the next thing I know Barricade has hacked my coms channel and is trying to stuff a virus in my processors
Skyfire-
AND slipping information!
Skyfire-
SLAG i need cut him off
Ratchet says:
and being so generous as to serve it up with a side of growling, sneering and insults
Skyfire-
well if it makes you feel any better he trys that on us too
Ratchet says:
the real cinch is that he's trying to give *me* a virus. Me, a medic!
Skyfire-
he tired giveing me and aussie accent once
Ratchet says:
possibly the one attack I am most equipped to defendy myself against
Skyfire-
i don't mean to make excuses for him but with out frenzy he's not in his right mind and Soundwaves precence isn't makeing things much better
Ratchet says:
on the subject of lewd liasons, *snickering* Barricade also supplied me with the insinuation that there is something of a similar nature occuring between yourself and Starscream?
Skyfire-
Th-That is NONE of your busieness! Starscream and i are old friends from the Academy nothin more!(yet)
Ratchet says:
I think the flier doth protest too much! *laughing*
Skyfire- There's some one in my head but it's not me says:
I have nothing more to say to you!
*ends Comm*
Skyfire: soo ratchet any reason you needed to talk to me?
Ratchet says:
Not specifically, just thought I'd scan the coms channels, see what's going on, get in on the gossip, eavesdrop...
Ratchet says:
...the medbay gets pretty quiet...
Skyfire-
well if it makes you feel any better Sidswipe will be fixing that for you relativly soon
Skyfire-
speaking of med-bay's i'm currently the only Decepticon medic
Skyfire-:
how do you deal with it?!
Ratchet says:
Having naturally low recharge requirements helps...
Skyfire-
regh
Skyfire-
if i have to patch up Barricade one more time...
Ratchet says:
How can a Decepticon medic be busy anyway? I thought your kind tended to finish off those weak enough to gain grevious injuries, rather than waste resources repairing them...
Skyfire-
shows how much YOU know. What about you autobots? I hear you like to threatend your pacients with grevious harm
Ratchet says:
...only *certain* patients...
Skyfire- L
ike the twins?
Ratchet says:
...yes
Skyfire-
...that i can understand
Skyfire-
Barricade is driveing me to insanity. He's not even completley repaired and he's ALREADY picking a fight with Wheeljack
Ratchet says:
Barricade is driving everyone to insanity recently.
Skyfire- I've Noticed
Ratchet says:
I'll be methodically working through repairing a relay one moment, the next thing I know Barricade has hacked my coms channel and is trying to stuff a virus in my processors
Skyfire-
AND slipping information!
Skyfire-
SLAG i need cut him off
Ratchet says:
and being so generous as to serve it up with a side of growling, sneering and insults
Skyfire-
well if it makes you feel any better he trys that on us too
Ratchet says:
the real cinch is that he's trying to give *me* a virus. Me, a medic!
Skyfire-
he tired giveing me and aussie accent once
Ratchet says:
possibly the one attack I am most equipped to defendy myself against
Skyfire-
i don't mean to make excuses for him but with out frenzy he's not in his right mind and Soundwaves precence isn't makeing things much better
Ratchet says:
on the subject of lewd liasons, *snickering* Barricade also supplied me with the insinuation that there is something of a similar nature occuring between yourself and Starscream?
Skyfire-
Th-That is NONE of your busieness! Starscream and i are old friends from the Academy nothin more!(yet)
Ratchet says:
I think the flier doth protest too much! *laughing*
Skyfire- There's some one in my head but it's not me says:
I have nothing more to say to you!
*ends Comm*